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-----Original Message-----
From: Billie Jo Whyte [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
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Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 1999 5:06 PM
To: Deborah Hart; Craig Bobik; Kim Harris; Mary Taylor; Vicki Lowe;
Brenda Bourie; Cindy O'Connor; Shelley Bachman
Subject: Old People!! :)
<<Card for Billie Jo Whyte>> > An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up
and down the
halls in her
> > wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As
she's going down
> > the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says,
"Excuse me ma'am but you
> > were speeding." "Can I see your driver's license?" She
> > digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy
wrapper, and hands
> > it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and
sends her on her way.
> >
> > Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same
old man jumps out
> > of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross
over the center
> > line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"
She digs around in
> > her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands
it to him. He looks
> > it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her
way.
> >
> > She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all
over. As she comes
> > to the old man's room again he jumps out. He's stark
naked and has an
> > erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and
says, "Oh no- not
> > the Breathalyzer again!"
>
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