-----Original Message----- From: Billie Jo Whyte [mailto:[log in to unmask]] <mailto:[mailto:[log in to unmask]]> Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 1999 5:06 PM To: Deborah Hart; Craig Bobik; Kim Harris; Mary Taylor; Vicki Lowe; Brenda Bourie; Cindy O'Connor; Shelley Bachman Subject: Old People!! :) <<Card for Billie Jo Whyte>> > An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her > > wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down > > the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you > > were speeding." "Can I see your driver's license?" She > > digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands > > it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. > > > > Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out > > of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center > > line back there." "Can I see your registration please?" She digs around in > > her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks > > it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. > > > > She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes > > to the old man's room again he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an > > erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no- not > > the Breathalyzer again!" > >