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Hmmm........Hotel California springs to mind, 'You can checkout any time you like, but you never leave'!



Cheers,

Mark

 

Mark Bass

Senior Principal Manufacturing Engineer

Capability Acquisition  – Control Systems

Civil Aerospace





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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Stadem, Richard D

Sent: 18 July 2018 13:46

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Subject: Re: [TN] Fwd: [TN] NTC: Closing down!



Well, now, we don't know. Nobody has ever wanted to leave before!



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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ong Seet Leng

Sent: Tuesday, July 17, 2018 7:52 PM

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Subject: [TN] FW: [TN] Fwd: [TN] NTC: Closing down!

Importance: High



How do I get out of the forum. I still get email when I want to quit. Please advise.



Regards,

Ong Seet Leng



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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ong Seet Leng

Sent: Friday, 6 July 2018 9:01 AM

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Subject: Re: [TN] Fwd: [TN] NTC: Closing down!



I had send in to quit the IPC forum but still received them.



Regards,

Ong Seet Leng



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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Tan Geok Ang

Sent: Friday, 6 July 2018 5:41 AM

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Subject: Re: [TN] Fwd: [TN] NTC: Closing down!



Thank you very much and with respect! 😃7.



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From: Brian Ellis <[log in to unmask]>

Date: 5 July 2018 at 9:20:14 PM SGT

To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>

Subject: [TN] Fwd: [TN] NTC: Closing down!



As promised, a month ago, I'm now leaving TechNet with thanks for many years of erudition from you experts. In particular, I thank those who replied to my previous post.



I wish TechNet a long continuation.



Best regards to you all,



Brian





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Subject: [TN] NTC: Closing down!

Date: Sat, 2 Jun 2018 17:07:27 +0300

From: Brian Ellis <[log in to unmask]>

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Over the many years, I've made many friends (and probably foes!) in the IPC, some by personal contact, some on this forum. I'm now 86 and, honestly, am past it; enormous strides have been made in our technology since I 'retired' 21 years ago, plus my brain is retiring faster than I would like. I've therefore decided to close this account with the IPC at the end of the month but not without a big thank you for many years of information and enjoyment, hoping I haven't been totally useless, either!



As a final tribute to the efforts of Doug and David, I'm announcing the discovery of a new half-element, brianium. On the periodic table it is half-way between barium and hafnium and its main characteristic is that its electrons orbit at half the usual speed relative to the temperature.

It can be found native only on the surface of an outcrop of pillow lava around the sleepy village of Mosfiloti, Cyprus (incidentally where the cousins Clumpy and Kloumpios first met). This village is named after the mosfilo, the berry of a white hawthorn, which makes a very sticky jam and legend has it that the slow orbit rate of brianium may be due to the viscosity of the jam. It is also possible that Kloumpios' embonpoint is due to an over-consumption of mosfilo jam when he was a kid. The slow electron orbit of the element results in the density of the element being twice as great as may be expected, explaining why some of the inhabitants of the village are also dense.



Farewell,



Brian

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