(tune of Jingle Bells)

Driving through the snow, in my rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go, sliding all the way
I need new piston rings, I need some new snow tires,
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire

Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heaters broke, the door just blew away,
I light a match to see the dash,and then I start to pray-ay
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio it's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet

Doug Pauls

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