How about Jack Daniels and MD! Do It At Home. Happy and Safe Holidays to all of you. Chuck Brummer Medical Flex, EMSD 8357 Canoga Ave, Canoga Park, CA 91304-2605 Office: +1 818 734-4930 | Mobile: +1 805 890-8452 [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Larry Dzaugis Sent: Friday, December 18, 2015 12:15 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: [EXTERNAL] Re: [TN] For Your Enjoyment Un denatured. On Fri, Dec 18, 2015 at 3:05 PM, Graham Collins <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > So what is the best ethanol blend to mix with Diet Mtn Dew? I'm > suspecting you may have been doing some research on that. > > regards, > > Graham Collins > Senior Process Engineer > Sunsel Systems > (902) 444-7867 > > On 12/18/2015 3:47 PM, Douglas Pauls wrote: > > Well, no half fractionals this week. Something else for your enjoyment.... > > Doug Pauls > Principal Materials and Process Engineer Rockwell Collins > > > (tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) > > > > God rest ye merry Technet crowd, let nothing you dismay > > Remember all that nasty flux, it washes all away > > It matters not if it’s a liquid or if it’s a paste > > As long as you clean with frenzied haste, frenzied haste > > Just make sure you clean with frenzied haste > > > > The salesman came two months ago with a new paste to sell > > The greatest thing since sliced bread was all that he would tell > > All you need is cold tap water, with a brush apply > > Oh the salesman he surely would not lie, would not lie > > Oh the salesman he surely would not lie. > > > > Our boss is somewhat gullible and bought a years’ supply, > > He bade us use everywhere, which we could not deny > > Our solder joints were bright and shiny, oh how solder flowed > > All was great till they started to corrode, to corrode > > Ohhh all was great till solder did corrode > > > > We sampled boards for PAL and for a modest fee > > Joe did some voodoo and some nifty chromatography > > He double checked retention times and said I hate to pry > > I have never seen halides quite so high, quite so high > > It’s no wonder now your circuits all do fry. > > > > We took the data and we asked that helpful Technet crowd > > Thinking that we could find our help from somewhere in the cloud > > We got a lot of helpful comments from each gal and guy > > Take your water and heat and use DI, use DI > > Inline cleaning is what surely you must try. > > > > It took us months and months to purge this demon from our place > > We caught up with that salesman, who led a merry chase > > He will no longer sell that crap or cause us any pain > > He now rests neath the North Dakota plain, Dakota plains > > One with gophers on the North Dakota Plains. > > > > We wish to thank the Technet crowd for all their help this year > > For all the problems that you solve o’er this benighted sphere > > One thing we ask of all of you in Yuletide you partake > > The gnomes have requested Christmas break, Christmas break > > Their wives have baked a lovely Christmas cake. > > ______________________________________________________________________ > This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. > For more information please contact helpdesk at x2960 or [log in to unmask] > <mailto:[log in to unmask]> > ______________________________________________________________________ > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. > For more information please contact helpdesk at x2960 or [log in to unmask] > ______________________________________________________________________ > ______________________________________________________________________ This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. For more information please contact helpdesk at x2960 or [log in to unmask] ______________________________________________________________________ 3M security scanners have not detected any malicious content in this message. To report this email as SPAM, please forward it to [log in to unmask] ______________________________________________________________________ This email has been scanned by the Symantec Email Security.cloud service. For more information please contact helpdesk at x2960 or [log in to unmask] ______________________________________________________________________