Steve is little worried about my postings and jokes about the US leaders. He asked why I sent these toTN and not offline. My answer to Steve was this: You americans are more positive, you can laugh at yourself, there is more go in americans than any else people! Privately, I think even W can have fun and enjoy good jokes. If you study his face, you will find wrinkles in his eyes, which proves he got humor. He would have won a lot if he dared relax like Reagan.. .....and TN members need a little smiling too. Note, that the stories I sent are real nonsense, no political or any else hot stuff, just childish jokes. If sending such little jokes is inconvenient, I'll of course stop doing it. But then I hope not seeing any american funs about celebrities around the world either. I remember the flood of american jokes about Saddam at that time, many of which were horrible and not in terms with good manner. I'll keep to pure techy topics, I apologize if someone was insulted. Inge ----- Original Message ----- From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 8:03 AM Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?) > Are you sure? Here is good Obama story: > /Inge > > Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to > Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that > flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow > passenger." > > The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said > to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?" > > "Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make > To America?" and he smiles. > > "OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a > question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. > Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, > and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" > > Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about > it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." > > To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change > America when you don't know a shit?" > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "stephengregory5849" <[log in to unmask]> > To: "TechNet E-Mail Forum" <[log in to unmask]>; "Inge" > <[log in to unmask]> > Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 7:50 AM > Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?) > > >> Good one. I hope that it won't be as easy to come up with jokes with our >> next president... >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]> >> To: <[log in to unmask]> >> Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:23 AM >> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?) >> >> >>> Allright, sir. Here is one which does not pass the sence of decorum: >>> >>> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1188651/funny_story_about_jorge_w_bush/ >>> >>> Inge >>> >>> >>> ----- Original Message ----- >>> From: "stephengregory5849" <[log in to unmask]> >>> To: <[log in to unmask]> >>> Sent: Saturday, November 15, 2008 3:49 PM >>> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?) >>> >>> >>>> Come up with some other good ones Inge, you don't have much time >>>> left... >>>> >>>> Steve >>>> >>>> ----- Original Message ----- >>>> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]> >>>> To: <[log in to unmask]> >>>> Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 1:30 PM >>>> Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?) >>>> >>>> >>>>> There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and >>>>> talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if >>>>> he smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy. >>>>> This one may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter >>>>> tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths >>>>> that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you >>>>> really are?" >>>>> >>>>> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a >>>>> blackboard and some chalk?" >>>>> >>>>> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly >>>>> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and >>>>> symbols his theory of relativity. >>>>> >>>>> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. >>>>> "Welcome to heaven!" >>>>> >>>>> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for >>>>> credentials. >>>>> >>>>> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" >>>>> >>>>> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." >>>>> >>>>> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning >>>>> mural with just a few strokes of chalk. >>>>> >>>>> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" >>>>> he says. "Come on in!" >>>>> >>>>> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter >>>>> scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to >>>>> prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" >>>>> >>>>> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" >>>>> >>>>> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Inge >>>>> >>>>> --------------------------------------------------- >>>>> Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 >>>>> To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text >>>>> in >>>>> the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet >>>>> To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to >>>>> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) >>>>> To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to >>>>> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest >>>>> Search the archives of previous posts at: >>>>> http://listserv.ipc.org/archives >>>>> Please visit IPC web site >>>>> http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional >>>>> information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or >>>>> 847-615-7100 ext.2815 >>>>> ----------------------------------------------------- >>>> >>>> --------------------------------------------------- >>>> Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 >>>> To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text >>>> in >>>> the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet >>>> To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to >>>> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) >>>> To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to >>>> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest >>>> Search the archives of previous posts at: >>>> http://listserv.ipc.org/archives >>>> Please visit IPC web site >>>> http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional >>>> information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or >>>> 847-615-7100 ext.2815 >>>> ----------------------------------------------------- >>>> >>> >>> --------------------------------------------------- >>> Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 >>> To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text >>> in >>> the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet >>> To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to >>> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) >>> To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to >>> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest >>> Search the archives of previous posts at: >>> http://listserv.ipc.org/archives >>> Please visit IPC web site >>> http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional >>> information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 >>> ext.2815 >>> ----------------------------------------------------- >> >> > > --------------------------------------------------- > Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 > To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in > the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet > To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to > [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) > To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to > [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest > Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives > Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 > for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or > 847-615-7100 ext.2815 > ----------------------------------------------------- > --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 -----------------------------------------------------