Good one. I hope that it won't be as easy to come up with jokes with our next president... ----- Original Message ----- From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:23 AM Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?) > Allright, sir. Here is one which does not pass the sence of decorum: > > http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1188651/funny_story_about_jorge_w_bush/ > > Inge > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "stephengregory5849" <[log in to unmask]> > To: <[log in to unmask]> > Sent: Saturday, November 15, 2008 3:49 PM > Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?) > > >> Come up with some other good ones Inge, you don't have much time left... >> >> Steve >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]> >> To: <[log in to unmask]> >> Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 1:30 PM >> Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?) >> >> >>> There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and >>> talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if he >>> smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy. This >>> one may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it: >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells >>> him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some >>> people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?" >>> >>> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard >>> and some chalk?" >>> >>> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly >>> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and >>> symbols his theory of relativity. >>> >>> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. >>> "Welcome to heaven!" >>> >>> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for >>> credentials. >>> >>> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" >>> >>> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." >>> >>> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural >>> with just a few strokes of chalk. >>> >>> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he >>> says. "Come on in!" >>> >>> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches >>> his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their >>> identity. How can you prove yours?" >>> >>> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" >>> >>> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George." >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Inge >>> >>> --------------------------------------------------- >>> Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 >>> To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text >>> in >>> the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet >>> To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to >>> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) >>> To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to >>> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest >>> Search the archives of previous posts at: >>> http://listserv.ipc.org/archives >>> Please visit IPC web site >>> http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional >>> information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 >>> ext.2815 >>> ----------------------------------------------------- >> >> --------------------------------------------------- >> Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 >> To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in >> the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet >> To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to >> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) >> To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to >> [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest >> Search the archives of previous posts at: >> http://listserv.ipc.org/archives >> Please visit IPC web site >> http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional >> information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 >> ext.2815 >> ----------------------------------------------------- >> > > --------------------------------------------------- > Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 > To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in > the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet > To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to > [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) > To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to > [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest > Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives > Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 > for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or > 847-615-7100 ext.2815 > ----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 -----------------------------------------------------