Back to Graham's septic truck -- 'a royal flush beats a full house' -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ted Tontis Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:10 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] NTC: your daily fun vitamin On the side of a well drilling truck "Your hole is our goal" On the side of an over head door company. "We are something to adore" Ted T ----- Original Message ----- From: "Graham Collins" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2007 2:06 PM Subject: Re: [TN] NTC: your daily fun vitamin > I'm off tomorrow, so today's my Friday... TGIF! Gotta go tomorrow and > check that my boat isn't soaking up Inge's heavy water... > > Anyway... > > On the side of a septic sucking truck: > "we'll take crap from anyone" > > Also on the side of a septic sucking truck > "your s##t is our bread and butter" > > - Graham C > > >>> [log in to unmask] 06/21/07 03:59PM >>> > Below sings were seen in Florida: > > > > Billboard on the side of the road: > "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs." > > > In a restaurant window: > "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." > > > Sign over a gynecologist's office: > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." > > > At a towing company: > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." > > > On an electrician's truck > "Let us remove your shorts." > > > In a veterinarian's waiting room: > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" > > > > > Inge > > --------------------------------------------------- > Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 > To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text > in > the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet > To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to > [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) > To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to > [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest > Search the archives of previous posts at: > http://listserv.ipc.org/archives > Please visit IPC web site > http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional > information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 > ext.2815 > ----------------------------------------------------- > > --------------------------------------------------- > Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 > To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in > the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet > To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) > To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest > Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives > Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 > ----------------------------------------------------- > --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 ----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 -----------------------------------------------------