OK, I had to add to it... When your timings all wrong Cause your lines are not long Route some more ahy...! Scott Decker AKA: PadMasterson Hypercom CAD Ph:602-504-5344 -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Werner Engelmaier Sent: Thursday, March 15, 2007 11:54 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] I know it's not Friday but...close enough [NTC] The following is for all the merry punsters. I added my own stanza at the end but I am certain that is it not the final word knowing this crowd :-) Enjoy, Joe >>When the moon hits your eye, > > Like a big pizza pie, > > That's amore. > > > > When it lives on a reef, > > And its mouth's full of teeth, > > That's a moray. > > > > When our habits are strange, > > And our customs deranged, > > That's our mores. > > > > When your horse chews dried grass, > > And then begs "More!", alas, > > That's some more hay. > > > > When Othello's poor wife, > > Becomes stabbed with a knife, > > That's a Moor, eh? > > > > When your sheep go to graze, > > In a damp, marshy place, > > That's a moor, eh? > > > > When your boat comes home fine, > > And you tie up her line, > > That's a moor, eh? > > > >When you ace your last tests, > > Like you did all the rest, > > That's some more A's! > > > > When on Mount Cook you see, > > A tall aborigine, > > That's a Maori. > > When a Japanese knight, > > Swings his sword in a fight, > > That's Samurai. > > > > When your big chocolate graham > > Is so full and so crammed, > > That S'more, eh? When this song is all done and the encore is sung That's some more, yeh! When you put me to sleep and I'm out for the keep, that's me snore, che! Coudn't resist Werner ************************************** AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at http://www.aol.com. --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 ----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 15.0 To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 -----------------------------------------------------