No you have to keep the class going for a week or two. Just for Dewey diligence...........8-) John -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey (EHCOE) Sent: Friday, June 09, 2006 2:07 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] NTC - Friday funnies John, Very good! What with all the coffee jokes last week I think we can cancel classes. I will leave you with this. To really become the cream of the crop and savior all the perks it affords, you must pause so the crowd can be im"pressed" and ask you how you can come up with all those puns. You can say they came to me in an instant. Dewey -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of John Burke Sent: Friday, June 09, 2006 1:53 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] NTC - Friday funnies Would that make him a TechNet Bud lite? John -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Stadem, Richard D. Sent: Friday, June 09, 2006 1:41 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] NTC - Friday funnies Well, lighten up a little, Dewey! -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey (EHCOE) Sent: Friday, June 09, 2006 3:37 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] NTC - Friday funnies I'm depressed I wasn't mentioned as supplying a little light humor or Miller Lite. Dewey -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Chuck Brummer Sent: Friday, June 09, 2006 1:24 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] NTC - Friday funnies That's hysterical!!! You forgot you needed a "Steve" to post pictures of the lamp on his web site. Chuck Brummer 3M Manufacturing Engineer 8357 Canoga Ave. Canoga Park, CA 91304-2605 (818) 734-4930 Genny Gibbard <[log in to unmask]> Sent by: TechNet <[log in to unmask]> 06/09/2006 10:21 AM Please respond to TechNet E-Mail Forum <[log in to unmask]>; Please respond to Genny Gibbard <[log in to unmask]> To [log in to unmask] cc Subject [TN] NTC - Friday funnies OK, I'm combining two things to lessen my interruption to Technet...but it is Friday. Here's a song called the "Measurement Blues" about test equipment problems... http://www.reed-electronics.com/tmworld/article/CA6335519.html The following was posted on SMTnet the other day...seemed appropriate at times to this forum. How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start 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