This is a textbook case of what happens when you have too much time on your hands. Dewey, you're the limit! Joe Russeau ----- Original Message ----- From: "Whittaker, Dewey (AZ75)" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:59 PM Subject: [TN] NTC-PUN > It was a hot summer's day and Luke was in the Marina having a few beers > aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July". He was > waiting for his friend, Opie to arrive so they could go for a cruise. > > Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from > her appointment with the obstetrician. > > Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was > Opie's cousin. Anyway the appointment went overtime and Opie was late > getting to the Marina. Luke had been drinking all this time and was > feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he > jumped up and staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend > and nearly fell in! Opie got there just in time to grab Luke. > > > > Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie saved Luke from falling to the > dock side of the Fourth. > > > > Have a great Memorial Day. > > Dewey > > > --------------------------------------------------- > Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e > To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in > the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet > To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) > To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest > Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives > Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 > ----------------------------------------------------- > > --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 -----------------------------------------------------