There is no pun-itive justice -- in fact a good pun is its own re-word... Ian -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Steve Gregory Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 11:03 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for Shear/Pull Strength Everytime I see an email from Dewey in my inbox, I know it's gonna be all for pun and pun for all! His emails always remind me of a famous old Beatles song; 'Here Comes The Pun'... But I wonder, if you make too many puns, do they lock you up in a punitentiary or a punal colony? Punishment indeed... -Steve Gregory- -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey (AZ75) Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:19 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for Shear/Pull Strength No, I don't. The Shad truth about it is all you need is bait ( Joe said codify ), I supply the hook and all the lines on the fly without pondering or trolling around.. I had whale and porpoise in it but knew you discriminating critics on TechNet would point out they're not fish. Dewey -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Douglas O. Pauls Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 7:04 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for Shear/Pull Strength I gotta ask, is it a fluke or do you have some great big book of puns sitting next to your desk? I gonna frame this one. I know just the plaice for it. Doug Pauls "Whittaker, Dewey (AZ75)" <Dewey.Whittaker@ To HONEYWELL.COM> [log in to unmask] Sent by: TechNet cc <[log in to unmask]> Subject Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for 04/07/2006 08:52 Shear/Pull Strength AM Please respond to TechNet E-Mail Forum <[log in to unmask]> ; Please respond to "Whittaker, Dewey (AZ75)" <Dewey.Whittaker@ HONEYWELL.COM> Holly Mackerel, that sounds fishy to me. Everyone's carping about self-promotion from a lofty perch, and you, just for the halibut, suggest trouting out a book to keep people in tuna with the current trends so they won't put something in bass-ackwards while they're dabbing aboat in uncharted waters. Well that's one school of thought. P.S. I was not casting aspersions, or any other lures, towards Werner. I have the highest respect for him and the good he does the industry. Dewey -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Joe Fjelstad Sent: Thursday, April 06, 2006 10:10 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] Need IPC Spec for Shear/Pull Strength Hi Werner, I still believe that you would provide the industry with a great service if your would codify your extensive knowledge in a text book. Always an education reading your responses to inquiries. 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