Dilbert's Theorem on Salary: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money) Postulate 3: (Given) (Power = Work/Time) If Knowledge = Work/Time, And since Time = Money, We have: Knowledge = Work/Money Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work/Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. Happy Friday! Dave -----Original Message----- From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ingemar Hernefjord (KC/EMW) Sent: Friday, November 19, 2004 9:08 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: NTC: Friday and I wanna know.... Ho-ho-ho..and other larynx guttural noise...'ask a relative'...Dewey, that was a hole-in-one ......as was the comment on Management....I'll send you a picture off-line about the later... and you will agree..promise..he-he Have a Nice Weekend all ! Ingemar --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-615-7100 ext.2815 -----------------------------------------------------