Fellow techies As we rush headlong into the Christmas festivites, may I take this opportunity to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a Happy, HEALTHY, Peaceful and Prosperous New Year. I do hope that Santa Clause is very kind to you. I also hope you will enjoy the following Xmas prayers - with due deference and humble apologies but they seem to be somewhat more applicable to the modern world - shame that it is... CHRISTMAS PRAYERS: THE GIRLS' PRAYER Our Cash Which art on plastic Hollowed be thy name Thy Cartier Watch Thy Prada Bag In Harrods As it is in Selfridges Give us each day our Platinum Visa And forgive us our overdraft As we forgive those that stop us spending And lead us not unto market stalls But deliver us unto Louis Vuitton For thine is the Gucci The Dior and the Armani For Chanel No.5 and Eternity Amex THE BOYS' PRAYER Our beer Which Cometh in Bottles Hallowed be thy ale Thy will be drunk I will be drunk At home as we are in the Pub Give us each day our daily beverage And forgive us our spillages As we forgive those who spillest against us And lead us not into poofy wine bars Or detract us from real ale For mine is the bitter The totty and the rugger Forever and ever Barmen -- Regards Graham Naisbitt [log in to unmask] Cell: 079 6858 2121 Office: +44 (0)1252 813706 Concoat Limited - Engineering Reliability in Electronics NEW - HumiSeal 1H2O Bov Aerosol - NEW Web: www.concoat.co.uk and www.concoatsystems.com --------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/contentpage.asp?Pageid=4.3.16 for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-509-9700 ext.5315 -----------------------------------------------------