Laughing My Arse Off -----Original Message----- From: Croslin, Robert [mailto:[log in to unmask]] Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 8:08 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] I'm gone again All right, it's early, the coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I'll ask for me and all the others out there, what's LMAO? Bob Croslin Nielsen Media Research -----Original Message----- From: Steve Thomas [mailto:[log in to unmask]] Sent: Thursday, September 12, 2002 7:45 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] I'm gone again LMAO -----Original Message----- From: Unk Eng [mailto:[log in to unmask]] Sent: Thursday, September 12, 2002 4:12 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [TN] I'm gone again This is the longest good-bye in the history of theatre....... you guys must have all sorts of free time on your hands. I had a moment or two as well and wanted to end Earl's time with us by remembering those immortal words by Mr. George Carlin: "I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really. We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them. There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions. And words, you know the seven don't you? Sh*t, P*ss, F*ck, C*nt, C*cks*ck*r, M*th*rf*ck*r, and T*ts, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war. Sh*t, P*ss, F*ck, C*nt, C*cks*ck*r, M*th*rf*ck*r, and T*ts, wow. T*ts doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, T*ts, come here. T*ts, meet Toots, Toots, T*ts, T*ts, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco T*ts. The new Cheese T*ts, and Corn T*ts and Pizza T*ts, Sesame T*ts Onion T*ts, Tater T*ts, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list. Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like c*cks*ck*r and m*th*rf*ck*r. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. C*cks*ck*r M*th*rf*ck*r C*cks*ck*r . It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that. And we mentioned sh*t earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are P*ss and C*nt, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. P*ss and C*nt. The reason P*ss and C*nt are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind F*ck and Sh*t, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you F*ck*rs, I am going to tinkle now.' And of course the word F*ck. The word F*ck, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word f*ck is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word f*ck, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna f*ck ya now. But we're gonna f*ck ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole f*ckin' rap on that word. I hope so. Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out. But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cock crowed three times.''Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Kirk Goudy to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his b*lls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is pr*ck. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your pr*ck. No, no." >From: Earl Moon <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: "TechNet E-Mail Forum." <[log in to unmask]>, Earl Moon ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Re: [TN] I'm gone again >Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 15:22:27 -0500 > >Henry and all you folks I care about, let me try to do this right. > >Bill C. has it right as does Jack. I broke the rules and that's plain and >simple. However, I'm not sorry as I was trying to grab attention to stuff >we >all should be focusing on, in my opinion, and not myself - believe it or >not. I have not been trying to hog time on this vital forum. I've just >been, >as always, been trying to shake it up for all our benefit. > >The rules are the rules. No matter how many of you support me and my >rantings, the rules are the rules and I respect them. However, I have a >real >problem as I have always broken the rules short of being illegal to get >people to WAKEUP. Hell, oops, I am the last person claiming to have all the >answers let alone but a few learned the hard way in the shops cleaning >boards and such. > >I just think too many people are missing opportunities to do it right the >first time instead of having to ask the same questions over and over again >about defect instead of prevention. Where's the DFM/CE? > >I care about you all but so what? We all have something to give to the >improvement process and this is the best place to do it. > >With that I leave with nothing but positive feelings and a new future but >what future isn't, > >Earl Moon > _________________________________________________________________ Join the world's largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Technet Mail List provided as a free service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/html/forum.htm for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-509-9700 ext.5315 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Technet Mail List provided as a free service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/html/forum.htm for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-509-9700 ext.5315 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Technet Mail List provided as a free service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/html/forum.htm for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-509-9700 ext.5315 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Technet Mail List provided as a free service by IPC using LISTSERV 1.8e To unsubscribe, send a message to [log in to unmask] with following text in the BODY (NOT the subject field): SIGNOFF Technet To temporarily halt or (re-start) delivery of Technet send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet NOMAIL or (MAIL) To receive ONE mailing per day of all the posts: send e-mail to [log in to unmask]: SET Technet Digest Search the archives of previous posts at: http://listserv.ipc.org/archives Please visit IPC web site http://www.ipc.org/html/forum.htm for additional information, or contact Keach Sasamori at [log in to unmask] or 847-509-9700 ext.5315 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------