This is some of the best Politically Correct Bull SH#@T I've heard in a
long time.
At 16:13 12/22/1999 -0600, you wrote:
>Great, Jeff, and thanks for the starring role :-)
>
>I share my wishes as follows:
>LEGALLY DEFENSIBLE HOLIDAY GREETINGS!
>
>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best
>wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
>responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
>celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
>the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
>your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
>respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
>traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
>religious or secular traditions at all; and
>
>a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
>uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
>accepted calendar year 1999, but not without due respect for
>the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
>contributions to society have helped make America great,
>(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any
>other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
>hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
>age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
>platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
>By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
>This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
>is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
>greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
>implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
>is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
>sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
>perform as expected within the usual application of good
>tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
>subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
>warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
>of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
>Best wishes for safe and Happy Holidays!!
>
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