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YOU GUYS SLAY ME

informally of course !

-----Original Message-----
From: Ramsey's [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, September 02, 1999 10:17 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: [TN] Question of the day


> Closely related to the OHNO second is a unit of measure for stupidity;
>
> the Bozon. There is an inversly proportional mathematical relationship.
>
For example a  very stupid . . . say  10 Bozon maneuver can be
recognized in 1/10 of an OHNO second.
A not very stupid . . . say .5 Bozon maneuver may not be recognized for
a couple of OHNO seconds.



> >... you realize it one millisecond AFTER you click send...
>
>
> !!! or <DELETE> !!!
>
>
>
> This period of time is oficially known as an OHNOSECOND!
>
> Paul :^>
>

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