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From:   Billie Jo Whyte [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
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Sent:   Tuesday, August 24, 1999 5:06 PM
To:     Deborah Hart; Craig Bobik; Kim Harris; Mary Taylor; Vicki Lowe;
Brenda Bourie; Cindy O'Connor; Shelley Bachman
Subject:        Old People!! :)

 <<Card for Billie Jo Whyte>> > An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up
and down the
halls in her
                > > wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.  As
she's going down
                > > the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says,
"Excuse  me ma'am but you
                > > were speeding."  "Can I see your driver's license?" She
                > > digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy
wrapper, and  hands
                > > it to him.  He looks it over, gives her a warning and
sends her on her way.
                > >
                > > Up and down the halls she goes again.  Again, the same
old man jumps out
                > > of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross
over the center
                > > line back there."  "Can I see your registration please?"
She digs around in
                > > her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands
it to him.  He looks
                > > it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her
way.
                > >
                > > She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all
over.  As she comes
                > > to the old man's room again he jumps out.  He's stark
naked and has an
                > > erection!  The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and
says, "Oh no- not
                > > the Breathalyzer again!"
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