You might also try "unable to follow directions".

This is a sick group at Microsoft.

>this also works with the phrase "I'd like to see you naked", though in this
>day and age of political correctness, be careful how you tell others about
>this.
>
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>[log in to unmask] on 09/10/98 08:05:58 AM
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>Please respond to [log in to unmask]; Please respond to [log in to unmask]
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>To:   [log in to unmask]
>cc:    (bcc: Ed Holton/Hella North America Inc.)
>Subject:  Re: [TN] : Digital Cameras
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>In a message dated 09/10/98 4:42:03 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
>[log in to unmask] writes:
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>> SOMETHING FUN TO TRY_
>>  >           >>
>>  >           >>      1) Open a new Microsoft Word document,
>>  >           >>      2) Type the phrase: I'd like Bill Clinton to resign.
>>  >           >>      3) Highlight this phrase as if you were going to
>check
>>  for spelling
>>  >           >>      4) Open the thesaurus
>>  >           >>      5) Laugh at the suggested phrase
>>
>>  Got this one off the internet.
>>
>>  Bill Kasprzak
>>  Moog Inc.
>
>Mornin' Bill!
>
>     Just one question, how'd the software developers know? (GRIN)
>This one's priceless!
>
>-Steve Gregory-
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