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Why is it his fault? That is the question.
In message "Diversion, flame if you will!",
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>Mr. Yoshida
>
>Thank you for your service.
>I am picking up information you give us and enjoying your Weekly
>Magazine.
>
>Here is one joke I was told by my customer yesterday and like it very
>much.
>
>How do you think?
>
>Regards
>Shigeru Muto
>
>Starts here:
>A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
>He reduces his height and spots a man down below. He lowers
>the balloon further and shouts:
>
>"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
>
>The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering
>30 feet above this field."
>
>"You must work in engineering", says the balloonist.
>
>"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
>
>"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is
>technically correct, but it's of absolutely no use to anyone!"
>
>The man below says, "You must be a manager!"
>
>"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
>
>"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where
>you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. And, you're
>in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now
>it's my fault!"
>End here
>
>Note: Some words and sentences may not be the same as the guy have told
>me.
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