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Forwarded message:
Subj: Joke - [Fwd: HUM: "Free Money" FAKE Virus (***)]
Date: 97-04-12 13:38:43 EDT
From: NiecieDee
To: Stepper 69,PaBunns,C4CONFUSED
To: DeeSharpp,Tigicorn,PunkyQB 9
To: Burgie 3,FAST2CASH,StephDave1
To: FuturePast,Bchvbl,RP90125
To: SCANDAL553,Gerty567,MountyB
To: TAVARON,MINNIE343,Lon67,DONTE69
To: ITALIAN780,HARDWORKN1,ValRie1214
To: Shadoe49,JustDoMeEW,RJWKW
To: Pms mom936,Kynda31,LadyMS,MrWavs
To: BDT002,NoRestOzzy
CC: ANGELCORD,PrincssD
<< There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet.
If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line "Free
Money," DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG
your computer, then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved
toxic waste disposal INCINERATOR.
Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE. Your computer
will begin to emit a vile ODOR. Then it will secrete a foul,
milky DISCHARGE. Verily, it shall SCREECH with the tortured,
monitor-shattering SCREAM of 1,000 hell-scorched souls, drawing
unwanted attention to your cubicle from co-workers and
supervisors alike. After violently ripping itself from the wall,
your computer will punch through your office window as it STREAKS
into the night, HOWLING like a BANSHEE. Once free, it will spend
the rest of its days TORTURING household PETS and MOCKING the
POPE.
Some filthy, disgusting miscreant ... some no-good, low-down,
good-for-nothing DIRTY SNAKE, in twisted pursuit of her own
sadistic dreams, is sending this virus across the Net via an e-
mail entitled "Free Money." What is so terrifying about this
virus is that you do not even to have to open the e-mail for it
to activate. In fact, you do not even need to RECEIVE the e-
mail. You do not even need to OWN a COMPUTER. "Free Money" can
infect even minor HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES.
How it does this with straight ASCII code is, frankly, a matter
of some debate ... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS
situation, we wouldn't be discussing it in ALL CAPS.
So for the LOVE OF GOD, forward this e-mail to all those you
claim to care about, all those you purport to love. Don't do it
later! Do it NOW! Now! Now! NOW! NOW! NOW!
>>
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