yea, this is supposed to be a technical forum. we all get plenty of
jokes everyday (which we don't have time to read).
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Subject: Re: (Fwd) Seinfeldisms
Author: [log in to unmask] at corp
Date: 7/25/96 1:42 PM
This came to technet! Please be more careful. Its funny but not at the moment.
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John Laur
Rockwell Automation
Allen-Bradley Co Inc.
1201 South Second Street
Milwaukee, WI 53204
+1 414 382 2162 (fax)
+1 414 382 2393 (phone)
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> From [log in to unmask] Thu Jul 25 12:55:20 1996
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> Subject: (Fwd) Seinfeldisms
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> For all those wide bodied people, except Phil, he's the double wide
> trailer. You guys leave my weeble wooble alone!!!
>
> John G
>
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> Date: Tue, 23 Jul 96 10:51:00 CST
> From: "JBAUMGAR" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask],
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> Subject: Seinfeldisms
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> These are Great!!! Have a happy Tuesday.
>
> Janet
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> _______________________________________________________________
>
> Seinfeld-isms
> >From the Washington Post:
>
> What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet
> seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not
> be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."
>
> What's with this wierd hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on
> the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of
> fecal matter.
>
> Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the
> one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter
> are you tipping, anyway? I think next time I go to a restaurant I'll
> just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill
> will be along shortly."
>
> Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals
> allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for
> the dog, or the blind person?
>
> Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important
> occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants?
> "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
>
> Can't we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded
> every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we
> are doing? Why don't they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the
> menu?
>
> If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you
> ever see anyone take one to the beach?
>
> Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why
> isn't it a "built"?
>
> Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies,
> and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you
> get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
>
> Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go to
> the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
>
> How come you have to pay someone to rotate your tires? Isn't that the
> basic idea behind the wheel? Don't they rotate on their own?
>
> All the king's HORSES and all the king's men? Are you kidding me? No
> wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did those
> idiots expect the horses to do, anyway?
>
> Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the
> person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to
> move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our
> destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine
> inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
>
> Isn't it wierd that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows?
> How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't
> wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."
>
> Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent,
> but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to
> get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!
>
> Did you see these new minivan ads? All they talk about are cup holders,
> kiddie seats and doors. What kind of advertising is that? When you
> see an ad for a suit, do they say, "And look at the zipper! Carefully
> hidden, but easily accessible when you need it!" I think not.
>
> Who is this guy Louis Freeh who is head of the FBI? People keep calling
> him Louie, like he was the king of France or something. And what's this
> with his last name? What does this mean, that he gives away the letter
> H?
>
>
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> ...and that's all folks!!!
>
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