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My esteemed colleague is referring to another of the half fractional
elements, Stupidium Su-54.5.  Because of its near proximity in the periodic
table to Xenon, it has the same undesirable neutron absorption
characteristics as Xenon.  It is very difficult to separate Xe from Su.  One
of the nasty side effects of Su is that is tends to temporarily knock 30-50
points of an individual’s overall IQ.  It has been determined that the
mineral springs in French Lick, Indiana, home of “Pluto Water”, has a very
high concentration of Stupidium, which explains both the term Pluto Water
and how you name a town French Lick.  I visited there once and it took me
months to get my reason back.  My wife says I never fully recovered.  As
Dave indicated the WADA has listed this as a prohibited substance.  As
everyone knows WADA is dedicated to eradicating anything that turns people
into Dopes and Stupidium certainly fits that bill.  Spectral analysis from
the Juno probe indicates a high amount of Su in the atmosphere of
Jupiter.  Funny
story – the planet Jupiter is named after the Roman King of the Gods,
Jupiter, the parallel of Zeus in Greek mythology.  Jupiter was originally
thought to be god of limited intellect and was commonly called Stupider by
the masses.  It was only due to a mis-translation by the Roman philosopher
Lucretius that it became Jupiter.  The four greatest concentrations of Su
in the world are: East Capitol St NE & First St SE, Washington DC;
Wiertzstraat 60, 1047 Brussel, Belgium; Daytona Beach, Florida (explains
spring break events), and Westminster London.  We don’t really have any
concrete evidence of who first refined or separated Su because one whiff
and you tend to either not write down your research, or only write it in
crayon, which no one takes seriously.



So Dave, what do I win this week?





Doug Pauls
Principal Materials and Process Engineer
Rockwell Collins

On Thu, May 24, 2018 at 7:57 AM, David Hillman <
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>  The Question:
> This element is 4.5 times heavier than air. This element is the most
> significant (and unwanted) neutron absorber in nuclear reactors. The
> element is emitted from some mineral springs. The planet Jupiter has an
> abundance of this element in its atmosphere. The World Anti Doping Agency
> (WADA) added this element to its list of prohibited substances. Which
> element is being described?
>
>
> The winner of the quiz will get the services of Clumpy and Kloumpios for
> the week.
>
> So far Clumpy and Kloumpios have done the following:
>
> Past Quiz winners/tasks:
> Week 1 Ravinder Ajmani, Western Digital
> Week 1 Ron Feyereisen, SigmaTron Intl.
> Week 2 Louis Hart, Compunetics
> Week 3 Mark Kostinovsky, Schlumberger Ltd.
> Week 3 John Burke
> Week 4 Drew Meyer, Benchmark Electronics
> Week 5 No Winner - no correct responses!
> Week 6 Bhanu Sood, NASA
> Week 7 Keith Calhoun, Sopark Corp
> Week 7 Ian Fox, Rolls Royce
> Week 8 Leland Woodall
> Week 8 David Bealer, SMT
> Week 9 Tom Carroll, Boeing
> Week 10 Louis Hart, Compunetics
> Week 11 Tom Carroll, Boeing
> Week 11 Scott Decker, UTAS
> Week 12 Matthias Mansfeld, Mansfeld Elektronik PCB Design and Assembly
> Week 13 No Quiz,
> Week 14 Matthias Mansfeld, Mansfeld Elektronik PCB Design and Assembly
> Week 15 Bhanu Sood, NASA
> Week 16 John Maxwell
> Week 17 Leland Woodall
> Week 18 Leland Woodall
> Week 19 Tom Carroll, Boeing
> Week 20 Robert Kondner
> Week 21 Tom Brendlinger, ClearMotion Inc.
> Week 22 Carl Van Wormer, Cipher Engineering LCC
> Week 23 Juliano Ribeiro, DATACOM
> Week 24 Gerry Gagnon, FLIR Commercial Systems
> Week 25 Graham Collins, Sunsel Systems
> Week 26 Joyce Koo, IPC International
> Week 26 Todd MacFadden, Bose
> Week 27 Bhanu Sood, NASA
> Week 28 Leland Woodall
> Week 29 Mordechai Kirshenbaum
> Week 30 Leland Woodall
> Week 31 Leland Woodall
> Week 32 Steve Gregory
> Week 33 Leland Woodall
> Week 34 Jerry Dengler, Pergamon Corp
> Week 35 Frank Kimmey, VeriFone Inc
> Week 36 Graham Collins, Sunsel Systems
> Week 37 Richard "Dean" Stadem
> Week 38 Leland Woodall
> Week 38 Tom Carroll
> Week 39 Matthias Mansfeld, Mansfeld Elektronik PCB Design and Assembly
> Week 40 Leland Woodall
> Week 41 Tom Carroll
> Week 42 Matthias Mansfeld, Mansfeld Elektronik PCB Design and Assembly
> Week 43 Joyce Koo
> Week 44 Russell Kido, Practical Components
> Week 45 Leland Woodall
> Week 45 Frank Kimmey, VeriFone Inc
> Week 46 Ian Fox, Rolls-Royce Control Systems
> Week 47 Fred Cox, Bluering Stencils
> Week 48 Tom Carroll, Boeing
> Week 49 Todd MacFadden, Bose
> Week 49 Leland Woodall
> Week 50 Russell Kido, Practical Components
> Week 51 Ravinder Ajmani, Western Digital
> Week 52 Leland Woodall
> Week 53 Scott Decker, UTAS
> Week 54 Leland Woodall
> Week 55  Tom Carroll, Boeing
>
> Week 56  Mordechai Kirshenbaum
> - I picked the boys from Ben Gurion Airport after a 24 hr delay. I shall
> let them to overcome the Jet Lag, but  tomorrow they are going to work hard
> at my labs. I hope they will enjoy their stay
>
> Week 57  Steve Herring, Pennatronics Corp
> - We have two new SPI's being installed and validated next week, so I'm
> sure we can use the help. I hope they are brushed up on statistics and
> Minitab, as a whole lot of number crunching will be going on!
>
> Week 58 Leland Woodall
> - The boys will be doing a round of golf tomorrow morning, yard work
> tomorrow afternoon, and we'll all be eating grilled burgers tomorrow
> evening
> while watching the Kansas race.  I want them to relax a bit before they
> continue helping me perform more TS to IATF document conversion next week.
>
> Week 59 Drew Meyer, Benchmark
> -  Wow!  Simply amazing timing.  Our leader will be gone next week so we
> will be two people doing the work of three.  The boys will be greatly
> appreciated.  The good news for them is that we finally have some decent
> weather here.  Will have to get them some time outside to enjoy it!
>
> Week 60 ????
> - assisted with ????
>
>
> I hope everyone has a awesome week!
>
> Dave Hillman
> Rockwell Collins
> [log in to unmask]
>

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