Un denatured.

On Fri, Dec 18, 2015 at 3:05 PM, Graham Collins <[log in to unmask]>
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> So what is the best ethanol blend to mix with Diet Mtn Dew?  I'm
> suspecting you may have been doing some research on that.
>
> regards,
>
> Graham Collins
> Senior Process Engineer
> Sunsel Systems
> (902) 444-7867
>
> On 12/18/2015 3:47 PM, Douglas Pauls wrote:
>
> Well, no half fractionals this week.  Something else for your enjoyment....
>
> Doug Pauls
> Principal Materials and Process Engineer
> Rockwell Collins
>
>
> (tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
>
>
>
> God rest ye merry Technet crowd, let nothing you dismay
>
> Remember all that nasty flux, it washes all away
>
> It matters not if it’s a liquid or if it’s a paste
>
> As long as you clean with frenzied haste, frenzied haste
>
> Just make sure you clean with frenzied haste
>
>
>
> The salesman came two months ago with a new paste to sell
>
> The greatest thing since sliced bread was all that he would tell
>
> All you need is cold tap water, with a brush apply
>
> Oh the salesman he surely would not lie, would not lie
>
> Oh the salesman he surely would not lie.
>
>
>
> Our boss is somewhat gullible and bought a years’ supply,
>
> He bade us use everywhere, which we could not deny
>
> Our solder joints were bright and shiny, oh how solder flowed
>
> All was great till they started to corrode, to corrode
>
> Ohhh all was great till solder did corrode
>
>
>
> We sampled boards for PAL and for a modest fee
>
> Joe did some voodoo and some nifty chromatography
>
> He double checked retention times and said I hate to pry
>
> I have never seen halides quite so high, quite so high
>
> It’s no wonder now your circuits all do fry.
>
>
>
> We took the data and we asked that helpful Technet crowd
>
> Thinking that we could find our help from somewhere in the cloud
>
> We got a lot of helpful comments from each gal and guy
>
> Take your water and heat and use DI, use DI
>
> Inline cleaning is what surely you must try.
>
>
>
> It took us months and months to purge this demon from our place
>
> We caught up with that salesman, who led a merry chase
>
> He will no longer sell that crap or cause us any pain
>
> He now rests neath the North Dakota plain, Dakota plains
>
> One with gophers on the North Dakota Plains.
>
>
>
> We wish to thank the Technet crowd for all their help this year
>
> For all the problems that you solve o’er this benighted sphere
>
> One thing we ask of all of you in Yuletide you partake
>
> The gnomes have requested Christmas break, Christmas break
>
> Their wives have baked a lovely Christmas cake.
>
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