So what is the best ethanol blend to mix with Diet Mtn Dew?  I'm suspecting you may have been doing some research on that.

regards,

Graham Collins
Senior Process Engineer
Sunsel Systems
(902) 444-7867

On 12/18/2015 3:47 PM, Douglas Pauls wrote:

Well, no half fractionals this week.  Something else for your enjoyment....

Doug Pauls
Principal Materials and Process Engineer
Rockwell Collins


(tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)



God rest ye merry Technet crowd, let nothing you dismay

Remember all that nasty flux, it washes all away

It matters not if it’s a liquid or if it’s a paste

As long as you clean with frenzied haste, frenzied haste

Just make sure you clean with frenzied haste



The salesman came two months ago with a new paste to sell

The greatest thing since sliced bread was all that he would tell

All you need is cold tap water, with a brush apply

Oh the salesman he surely would not lie, would not lie

Oh the salesman he surely would not lie.



Our boss is somewhat gullible and bought a years’ supply,

He bade us use everywhere, which we could not deny

Our solder joints were bright and shiny, oh how solder flowed

All was great till they started to corrode, to corrode

Ohhh all was great till solder did corrode



We sampled boards for PAL and for a modest fee

Joe did some voodoo and some nifty chromatography

He double checked retention times and said I hate to pry

I have never seen halides quite so high, quite so high

It’s no wonder now your circuits all do fry.



We took the data and we asked that helpful Technet crowd

Thinking that we could find our help from somewhere in the cloud

We got a lot of helpful comments from each gal and guy

Take your water and heat and use DI, use DI

Inline cleaning is what surely you must try.



It took us months and months to purge this demon from our place

We caught up with that salesman, who led a merry chase

He will no longer sell that crap or cause us any pain

He now rests neath the North Dakota plain, Dakota plains

One with gophers on the North Dakota Plains.



We wish to thank the Technet crowd for all their help this year

For all the problems that you solve o’er this benighted sphere

One thing we ask of all of you in Yuletide you partake

The gnomes have requested Christmas break, Christmas break

Their wives have baked a lovely Christmas cake.

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