Oh good heavens.  To do that, I would have to lead the European Union
 Parliament.  The only fate I can think of worse than being sentenced to
leading the US Congress.


Doug Pauls
Principal Materials and Process Engineer
Rockwell Collins

On Mon, Mar 30, 2015 at 9:29 AM, Stadem, Richard D. <
[log in to unmask]> wrote:

>  But just think of the POWER, Doug! You could effectively repeal RoHS!
>
>
>
> *From:* Douglas Pauls [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> *Sent:* Monday, March 30, 2015 8:52 AM
> *To:* TechNet E-Mail Forum; Stadem, Richard D.
> *Subject:* Re: [TN] NTC Element Quiz Question
>
>
>
> What did I ever do you You?????
>
>
>
> Oh, Hell no.  I can't lie effectively and I don't have the patience to
> deal with the idiot talking heads in the 24 hour news cycles.  And my wife
> says I am busy enough as it is.
>
>
>
>
> Doug Pauls
>
> Principal Materials and Process Engineer
>
> Rockwell Collins
>
>
>
> On Mon, Mar 30, 2015 at 8:48 AM, Stadem, Richard D. <
> [log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
> I suggest "Doug Pauls for President". I want to serve on the campaign.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Robert e. welch
> Sent: Friday, March 27, 2015 1:50 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [TN] NTC Element Quiz Question
>
> Yep,
> I would like to join the "get Doug something movement".
>
> Robert E. Welch
> Senior Process Engineer
> Moog Components Group
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Graham Naisbitt
> Sent: Friday, March 27, 2015 2:33 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: [TN] NTC Element Quiz Question
>
> Doug,
>
> Your discourse was utterly priceless.
>
> My wife Linda, enjoyed this immensely but wishes to point out that
> Lavendium is an excellent insect and moth repellent which is why women
> employ Lavendium bags in their drawers!
>
> This boggles my imagination….
>
> Graham - 2 minutes late - Naisbitt
>
> > On 27 Mar 2015, at 13:13, Douglas Pauls <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
> >
> > Ahh, the element that my esteemed colleague is referring to is the
> > half fractional element Lavendium (Ln 74.5), from which is derived the
> > word Lavender.  Not only does it give a violet color in a flame test,
> > the material itself has a purple hue.  In the song America the
> > Beautiful, it refers to “for purple mountains majesty”, and the purple
> > comes from Lavendium.  The most notable characteristic of Lavendium is
> > that it greatly intensifies the smell of something.  It is frequently
> > added to soaps and candles, and the presence of Lavendium is why the
> > smells of your average Bed Bath and Beyond stores are sufficient to
> level most men at 200 paces.
> > Women have a much higher tolerance for the effects of Lavendium than
> > men, and current research is focused on the apparent interactions of
> > Lavendium and estrogen.  Dave’s statement that it is essential to all
> > living organisms is a bit of a stretch.  Certainly it appears to be
> > essential to all women and therefore indirectly to all men.  Reminds me
> of Mark Twain.
> > He was once asked what men would be without women.  His response –
> > “Scarce Sir, mighty scarce”.  Now the Greek word Petra is an interesting
> tie in.
> > Petra was the Greek Goddess of Annoying Hues who was unable to speak
> > in “primary colors” that were comprehensible by the male Greek Gods.
> > She was constantly referring to lavender, mauve, fuchsia, amethyst,
> > orchid, etc., instead of “purple”.  Legend has it she so annoyed Zeus
> > that Petra was banished to hell where she tormented Hades by
> > constantly redecorating hell.  At present, it is not known exactly who
> > refined the first samples of Lavendium, but experts agree it must have
> > been one of the early women chemists, possibly Mme. Curie.
> >
> >
> > Now I sit in breathless anticipation of how my esteemed colleague will
> > disqualify my brilliant discourse.  And for those of you helpful
> > individuals out there who seek to assist Dave in such
> > disqualifications, mind  your own damn business.......  On the other
> > hand, having a rational scientific disqualification is easier to
> > accept than the garbage Dave normally comes up with.
> >
> >
> > Doug Pauls
> > Principal Materials and Process Engineer Rockwell Collins
> >
> > On Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 7:15 AM, David Hillman <
> > [log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >
> >> Here is the Element Quiz Question:
> >>
> >> The Question:
> >> This element is the eight most abundant element in the earth's crust.
> >> A compound containing this element is the 33rd most produced chemical
> >> in the United States. In a flame test, this element produces a violet
> >> color. This element is essential to all living organisms. The Greek
> >> word "petra". Which element is being described?
> >>
> >>
> >> The winner of the weekly element quiz will get the services of Clumpy
> >> and Kloumpios for the week.
> >>
> >> So far Clumpy and Kloumpios have done the following:
> >>
> >> Past Quiz winners/tasks:
> >> Week 1 Dick Krug,  Spartan Complex Systems Week 2 Laura Turbini, IRC
> >> Week 3 James Head, Crowcon Detection Instruments Limited Week 3 Pat
> >> Goodyear, PGE Week 4 Joe Russeau, Precision Analysts Laboratory Week
> >> 5 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, Space and Security Week 6 Steve
> >> Gregory Week 7 Phil Kinner Week 8 Brian Ellis Week 9 James
> >> Head,Crowcon Detection Instruments Limited Week 10 Leland Woodall,
> >> CSTech Inc.
> >> Week 11 Keith Calhoun, Sopark Corp
> >> Week 12 Matthias Mansfeld, Mansfeld-Elektronik Week 13 Leland
> >> Woodall, CSTech Inc.
> >> Week 14 Brian Ellis
> >> Week 15 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, Space and Security Week 16 Steve
> >> Gregory Week 17 Phil Kinner Week 18 Ian Braddock, MBDA Systems Week
> >> 19 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
> >> Week 20 Denny Fritz, SAIC
> >> Week 21 Amol Kane
> >> Week 21 Dewey Whittaker, Honeywell
> >> Week 21 David Bealer, Watch Fire Sign Week 22 Phil Kinner Week 23 Guy
> >> Ramsey, RD Circuits Week 24 Mark Kostinovsky, Schlumberger Week 25
> >> Keith Calhoun, SoparkCorp Week 26 Paul Reid, PWB Interconnect
> >> Solutions Inc Week 27 Greg Munie, IPC Week 28 Steve Gregory Week 29
> >> Gus Trakas, Viasystems Week 29 Steve Creswick Week 30 Robert
> >> Welch,Moog Component Group Week 31 Heidi Havelka, Interplex Sunbelt
> >> Week 32 Raye Rivera, Canoga Perkins Week 33 Steve Creswick Week 34
> >> Dewey Whittaker, Honeywell Week 35 Don Vischulis Week 36 Greg Munie,
> >> IPC Week 37 Larry Dzaugis Week 37 Bonus Question Steve Mikell Week 38
> >> Curt McNamara, Logic PD Week 38 Bonus Question Dewey Whittaker,
> >> Honeywell Week 39 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
> >> Week 40 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
> >> Week 40 Ron Feyereisen, Sigmatron Int.
> >> Week 41 Steve Gregory
> >> Week 42 Steve Mikell
> >> Week 43 Mark Kostinovsky, Schlumberger Week 44 Leland Woodall, CSTech
> >> Inc.
> >> Week 44 Eddie Hofer, Rockwell Collins Week 45 Leland Woodall, CSTech
> >> Inc.
> >> Week 46 Joe Russeau, Precision Analysts Laboratory Week 47 Phil
> >> Bavaro,L-3 Communications Week 48 Brian Ellis Week 49 Leland
> >> Woodall,CSTech Week 49 Drew Meyer, Benchmark Electronics Week 50 Greg
> >> Munie, IPC Week 51 Karen Tellefsen.
> >> Week 52 Greg Munie, IPC
> >> Week 53 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
> >> Week 54 Phil Bavaro, L-3 Com.
> >> Week 55 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc. deferred to Richard Stadem, GD,
> >> Week 56 Carl Van Wormer, Cipher Engineering LLC Week 57 Leland
> >> Woodall, CSTech Inc Week 58 Leland Woodall, CSTech, Inc.
> >> Week 58 Bonus Question Robert Wolfe
> >> Week 59 Greg Munie, IPC
> >> Week 60 Graham Collins, Sunsel Systems Week 61 James Head, Crowcon
> >> Detection Instruments Limited Week 62 Leland Woodall Week 62 Brien
> >> Bush, Cirtronics Week 63 Pat Goodyear, PGE Week 64 Ed Popielarski
> >> Week 65 Jim West, N.S. International Week 66 Brian Ellis Week 67
> >> Ravinder Ajmani, HGST Week 68 Robert Wolfe Week 69 Joe Russeau, PAL.
> >> Week 69 Leland Woodall, Keihin North America Week 70 Jim West, N.S.
> >> Internationa Week 71 Steve Gregory Week 72 Bhanu Sood, CALCE Week 72
> >> Ed Popielarsk Week 72 Robert Welch, Moog Component Group Week 73
> >> Torsten Hagge, Kristronics GmbH Week 74 Greg Munie, IPC Week 75 Doug
> >> Pauls, Rockwell Collins Week 76 Graham Collins, Sunsel Systems Week
> >> 77 Robert Kondner, Index Designs Week 77 Bonus Brien Bush, Cirtronics
> >>
> >> Week 78 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
> >> - The boys made it into RDU safely over the weekend, and we shared
> >> some pizzas and beers at the Mellow Mushroom while watching the
> >> basketball games. Today they're at the plant helping me review new
> >> product documentation, and this evening they'll be assisting with the
> >> completion of the bracket form (I found out they knew more about
> >> basketball than I'd imagined). The rest of the week will be filled
> >> with various and sundry, but if the weather stays nice, they will
> >> also be doing some outside work around the house.  Anyway, it's great
> to have them back, and thanks again!
> >>
> >> Week 79 Denny Fritz, SAIC
> >> - After NCAA basketball,  the guys better get right down to work
> >> Monday morning helping with the A)Technology Roadmap, B) Supply Chain
> >> Roadmap, and
> >> C) Anti-Counterfeit Plans we are doing for Department of Defense
> >> printed circuit boards.  Polished versions are due at NAVSEA Crane  in
> 3 weeks.
> >> How are the guys at typing and proofreading?  Say, if they get us
> >> caught up, they can work on the farm tractor here - hope they can get
> >> out of the John Deere mode enough to work on my Farm-all Super C
> >> that's only 60 years old (bought new by my dad around 1954) - it needs
> new tires for one thing.
> >> We need it to rake the hay that my twin grandsons have promised to
> >> harvest come June.
> >>
> >> Week 80 ????
> >> -assisted with ????
> >>
> >> Everyone have a safe week.
> >>
> >> Dave Hillman
> >> Rockwell Collins
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