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And there was I, thinking that the greatest concentration of Neanderthal 
man in N. America was in Washington, DC.

Brian

On 16.06.2014 17:14, David Hillman wrote:
> Hi Dean - Just for the record, the cleaning crew won't go in Doug's cubical
> due to the threat of a Diet Mountain Dew bottle avalanche. The EQAB
> actually agrees with your logic of "the absence of evidence is never
> considered to be evidence of absence" but being engineers and trying to be
> unbiased to all of the Element Quiz participants, they use only published
> scientific information and not hypothesized information. The EQAB would
> quickly accept Doug's reference of Neanderthal man if and when scientific
> evidence comes to light of their existence in Montana. Now, if you are
> suggesting that Doug has Neanderthal man in his family tree, that would
> explain a few things...............................
>
> Dave
>
>
> On Mon, Jun 16, 2014 at 8:48 AM, Stadem, Richard D. <
> [log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
>> Well, I am certainly surprised at how quickly EQAB dismissed the very
>> reasonable and thoughtful response of the esteemed Dr. Pauls.
>>
>> He is not known to be a fabricator of stories.
>>
>> Everyone knows that Bonkium does not stick around very long, and it is
>> quite possible that the Rockwell cleaning crew could easily have cleaned up
>> the deposits of Bonkium under his desk inadvertently, because I know that
>> the small black holes in the fabric of our dimension bother certain people,
>> much like missing pieces of jigsaw puzzles on black paper.
>>
>> And I take issue with the statement that Neanderthal man was never present
>> in North America. There is a lot of evidence on TV that space invaders from
>> other planets regularly traveled to Earth in search of Bonkium in
>> prehistoric times, and it has been theorized within scientific circles that
>> quite possibly these aliens could have conscripted Neanderthals to help
>> them hunt for it, and some Neanderthals may have escaped the aliens while
>> visiting beautiful downtown Helena, West Dakota as it was known in
>> Neanderthal times.
>>
>> Just because nobody has ever found evidence of this does not mean it did
>> not happen. Absence of evidence is never considered to be evidence of
>> absence. Is there any scientific evidence that anybody ever bothered to
>> look for Neanderthal man's presence in Montana? There were lots of
>> dinosaurs in Montana, and everybody knows that Neanderthal man was adept at
>> catching T. Rex and taming them so they could be used for travel and for
>> other purposes (there are lots of examples of Neanderthal bones found mixed
>> in with T.Rex bones where they died in battle together), so there must have
>> been cattle drives organized to capture the wild Tyrannosaurus running
>> across the Plains, and where else would they go to capture them? Why,
>> Montana and Wyoming, of course.
>>
>> I would also like to point out that while it is true that evidence of
>> Neanderthal man has never been found elsewhere in America, it is quite
>> possible that it was missed only because it was not recognized. In some
>> areas, such as Iowa, it has been speculated that the remains of
>> Neanderthals may have gone undetected as they were so similar to the
>> remains of early Iowans and Wisconsinite peoples who settled there, quite
>> unlike the much more advanced Viking remains discovered around Decorah,
>> Iowa which are easily recognized due to the fact that their knuckles were
>> not deformed from walking so far across dry land. They understood it was
>> much faster and easier to travel by boat.
>>
>> Because of the fact that the prehistoric Vikings were such excellent
>> travelers, it has been speculated that they knew how to find and control
>> Bonkium in such a way as to create larger black holes in the fabric of our
>> dimension and use them as shortcuts to other areas of the world. So it
>> makes sense that alien invaders would go straight to the Vikings in order
>> to do the same with space travel, doesn’t it?
>> My two kroners worth.
>> Dean
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of David Hillman
>> Sent: Monday, June 16, 2014 7:39 AM
>> To: [log in to unmask]
>> Subject: [TN] Element Quiz Answer
>>
>> Hi folks - Here is the Element Quiz Question
>>
>> The Question:
>> This element is one of the first metals used by humans. Approximately 79
>> million tons of this element exist in the oceans but no one has figured out
>> an economical method of extraction. Ernest Rutherford used this element to
>> perform a now very classic experiment. What element is being described?
>>
>> The Answer:
>> The element is Gold (Au)! Approximately 1 milligram of gold is in one ton
>> of seawater so if you can figure out an economical way to exact it, you
>> could quit your job. Its elemental abbreviation, Au, comes from the Latin
>> word "aurum" which means "shining dawn". The purity of gold is measured in
>> "carats" where one carat is equal to one part in 24. Pure gold is rated as
>> 24 carats but is too soft to be of use in jewelry, 18 carats is typically
>> used instead. E. Rutherford used gold foil to demonstrate atomic structure
>> and alpha particles.
>>
>>
>> The winner of the weekly element quiz is Greg Munie, IPC and he will get
>> the services of Clumpy and Kloumpios for the week.
>>
>> The Element Quiz Arbitration Board (EQAB)reviewed Doug's submission of
>> "Bonkium" and unfortunately disqualified his answer (yes, we know everyone
>> is stunned by the result). The seven members of the EQAB could find no
>> scientific records stating that Neanderthal man was ever present in North
>> America thus invalidating Doug's West Butte Montana information. The EQAB
>> is still researching to see if there is indeed a deposit of "Bonkium" under
>> Doug's desk.
>>
>> So far Clumpy and Kloumpios have done the following:
>>
>> Past Quiz winners/tasks:
>> Week 1 Dick Krug,  Spartan Complex Systems Week 2 Laura Turbini, IRC Week
>> 3 James Head, Crowcon Detection Instruments Limited Week 3 Pat Goodyear,
>> PGE Week 4 Joe Russeau, Precision Analysts Laboratory Week 5 Tom Carroll,
>> Boeing Defense, Space and Security Week 6 Steve Gregory Week 7 Phil Kinner
>> Week 8 Brian Ellis Week 9 James Head, Crowcon Detection Instruments Limited
>> Week 10 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
>> Week 11 Keith Calhoun, Sopark Corp
>> Week 12 Matthias Mansfeld, Mansfeld-Elektronik Week 13 Leland Woodall,
>> CSTech Inc.
>> Week 14 Brian Ellis
>> Week 15 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, Space and Security Week 16 Steve
>> Gregory Week 17 Phil Kinner Week 18 Ian Braddock, MBDA Systems Week 19
>> Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
>> Week 20 Denny Fritz, SAIC
>> Week 21 Amol Kane
>> Week 21 Dewey Whittaker, Honeywell
>> Week 21 David Bealer, Watch Fire Signs
>> Week 22 Phil Kinner
>> Week 23 Guy Ramsey, RD Circuits
>> Week 24 Mark Kostinovsky, Schlumberger
>> Week 25 Keith Calhoun, Sopark Corp
>> Week 26 Paul Reid, PWB Interconnect Solutions Inc Week 27 Greg Munie, IPC
>> Week 28 Steve Gregory Week 29 Gus Trakas, Viasystems Week 29 Steve Creswick
>> Week 30 Robert Welch, Moog Component Group Week 31 Heidi Havelka, Interplex
>> Sunbelt Week 32 Raye Rivera, Canoga Perkins Week 33 Steve Creswick Week 34
>> Dewey Whittaker, Honeywell Week 35 Don Vischulis Week 36 Greg Munie, IPC
>> Week 37 Larry Dzaugis Week 37 Bonus Question Steve Mikell Week 38 Curt
>> McNamara, Logic PD Week 38 Bonus Question Dewey Whittaker, Honeywell Week
>> 39 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
>> Week 40 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
>> Week 40 Ron Feyereisen, Sigmatron Int.
>> Week 41 Steve Gregory
>> Week 42 Steve Mikell
>> Week 43 Mark Kostinovsky, Schlumberger
>> Week 44 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
>> Week 44 Eddie Hofer, Rockwell Collins
>> Week 45 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
>> Week 46 Joe Russeau, Precision Analysts Laboratory Week 47 Phil Bavaro,
>> L-3 Communications Week 48 Brian Ellis Week 49 Leland Woodall, CSTech Week
>> 49 Drew Meyer, Benchmark Electronics
>>
>> Week 50 Greg Munie, IPC
>> - I am honored to have the guys services again. Bud break is just starting
>> in the vineyard so it's a great time for them to finish pruning and do some
>> trellis repair. Tell them to meet me at the Lisle station. Or just "John
>> Deere" it to the vineyard if they want. The monks will put them up in the
>> guest house. And I'll keep 'em busy and (hopefully) out of trouble.
>>
>> Week 51 Karen Tellefsen, Alpha
>> - There is a bamboo patch in the back of my yard that was damaged by the
>> snow this winter, I would be grateful if the boys would clear the fallen
>> stalks.  I hope they brought their rubber hip boots, that part of the yard
>> is very muddy and it's raining today.
>>
>> Week 52 Greg Munie, IPC
>> - assisted with ????
>>
>>
>> Everyone have a safe week.
>>
>> Dave Hillman
>> Rockwell Collins
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