Dave

The boys were anxious to get home for the weekend and got an early start. They should arrive in Cedar Rapids by noon. It was a productive week. They arrived a bit later than planned on Friday because their John Deeres had to slow down on the hills and curves in the Galena area. Those buckets really affect their cornering.  Over the weekend we took in some local culture with a trip north of the Cheddar Curtain to the brewery in New Glarus, WI. If they talk about Fat Squirrel, Spotted Cow, Two Women, and Totally Naked understand that these are styles produced at the brewery. 

During the week  the boys helped me write the trip report for an assessment of an assembly operation. Their knowledge of the IPC specs was very helpful.  They also helped compare gerber files for replacement artwork against a sample Nd assisted with SEM work in the Materials Lab. 

Don Vischulis
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> On Dec 6, 2013, at 9:20 AM, "David D. Hillman" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> 
> Hi Doug - the FEQAB has requested additional information from you as part 
> of their researching your FEQ submission. What analytical technique(s) can 
> be used to identify Catnium?
> 
> 
> Dave
> 
> 
> 
> From:   Douglas Pauls <[log in to unmask]>
> To:     <[log in to unmask]>
> Date:   12/06/2013 08:57 AM
> Subject:        Re: [TN] NTC Friday Element Quiz Question
> Sent by:        TechNet <[log in to unmask]>
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> 
> 
> The answer to my esteemed colleagues question is another of the half 
> fractional elements - Catnium 11.5 (Cn).  It is one of the more abundant 
> elements on the earth as it is found predominantly in cats.  It is why 
> most cats react violently to water.  My daughter has a cat that likes 
> water.  Had the cat analyzed and was found to be deficient in Catnium.
> 
> You know why cats like the dark and cool places?  Catnium.  You expose a 
> cat to high tempertures and bad things happen.  In New York, during a 
> rehearsal of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, the tin roof got to 150C and the cat 
> went Poof.  Well, more than Poof, 122 cast members were treated for flash 
> burns.  Ugly incident.
> 
> You know how you declaw cats to spare your furniture?  The vets save those 
> 
> and sell them to the cigarette lighter companies.  The highest 
> concentration of Catnium is in the claws.  A little friction, raise temp 
> momentarily to 150C, poof, you have fire.  If you only get it up to 140C, 
> you just get sparks. See, all these years you have been throwing away the 
> lighter because you thought the butane was gone when all along you were 
> not getting the catnium hot enough.
> 
> The magnetic characteristic that Dave describes is due to the catnium.  A 
> small amount of catnium can be found in catnip which is why a cat is drawn 

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