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On 3 May 2013 17:27, Steve Gregory <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Some elemental one-liners and jokes I found to go along with Dave's
> Friday Element Quiz. I didn't write these, I just found em', so don't
> blame me if there are a few groaners here...  :o)
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> "Did you know that Ironman is Fe-Male?"
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> "I would tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen but NAH..."
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> "I heard oxygen and potassium went on a date... It went OK."
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> "Why are 3 heliums so funny? Because together it's HeHeHe."
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> "So Thulium told me that Iodine puked in the middle of L.A, and I was
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> "What did the scientist make when he put together carbon, carbon,
> carbon, phosphorus, and oxygen? C3PO!!!
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> "A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender how much for a
> drink. The bartender said, "For you, no charge!"
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> "Protons have mass, I didn't even know they were christian..."
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> "Why couldn't Sn get into the PG-13 movie? Because was only Tin."
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> "Hey baby, are you made of beryllium, gold and titanium? 'Cause you are
> Be Au Ti-ful!"
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> "Hey baby, are you made of Copper and Tellurium, because you sure are
> CuTe!"
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> And here's an elemental "Who's on first" routine that's pretty funny:
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> http://elixir-animus.deviantart.com/journal/Just-some-elemental-humor-35
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