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Some elemental one-liners and jokes I found to go along with Dave's
Friday Element Quiz. I didn't write these, I just found em', so don't
blame me if there are a few groaners here... :o)
Steve
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"Did you know that Ironman is Fe-Male?"
"I would tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen but NAH..."
"I heard oxygen and potassium went on a date... It went OK."
"Why are 3 heliums so funny? Because together it's HeHeHe."
"So Thulium told me that Iodine puked in the middle of L.A, and I was
like Tm I !!"
"What did the scientist make when he put together carbon, carbon,
carbon, phosphorus, and oxygen? C3PO!!!
"A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender how much for a
drink. The bartender said, "For you, no charge!"
"Protons have mass, I didn't even know they were christian..."
"Why couldn't Sn get into the PG-13 movie? Because was only Tin."
Date pick-up lines:
"Hey baby, are you made of beryllium, gold and titanium? 'Cause you are
Be Au Ti-ful!"
"Hey baby, are you made of Copper and Tellurium, because you sure are
CuTe!"
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And here's an elemental "Who's on first" routine that's pretty funny:
http://elixir-animus.deviantart.com/journal/Just-some-elemental-humor-35
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