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On Fri, Jan 11, 2013 at 10:55 AM, Douglas Pauls <[log in to unmask]
> wrote:

> Well, it has been suggested, by uncharitable people, that some of my
> process instructions border on mythology.....
>
> Doug Pauls
>
>
>
> From:   "Guy Ramsey" <[log in to unmask]>
> To:     "'TechNet E-Mail Forum'" <[log in to unmask]>,
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> Date:   01/11/2013 10:43 AM
> Subject:        RE: [TN] NTC Friday Element Quiz - The Question
>
>
>
> Doug,
> Have you ever tried your hand at writing mythology?
> I say you win, even if you're wrong.
> Guy
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Douglas Pauls
> Sent: Friday, January 11, 2013 8:29 AM
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> Subject: Re: [TN] NTC Friday Element Quiz - The Question
>
> Ahh, my esteemed colleague is referring to the half fractional element
> Lunarium, which is a fascinating element.  It was not isolated as a pure
> half-fractional element until moon rocks were brought back for analysis
> from
> the Apollo moon landings.  Lunarium actually emits light, but does so in a
> periodic fashion, oddly oscilating back and forth between its light
> emitting
> phase and its dark phase.  Dr. Heathcote Kleinwasserschmidt, of Southern
> North Dakota University - West, has determined that the light-dark cycle
> is
> 28 days, and this is really the reason why we see the lunar phases.  When
> it
> is a full moon, all of the Lunarium is in the light emitting phase.  For a
> new moon, all in the dark part of the cycle.
>
> Sadly, Lunarium is very susceptible to oxygen, and Lunarium oxide (LuO14)
> does not have the light emitting properties.  Some deposits of LuO14 have
> been found in Africa, suggesting Lunarium existed there at one time, but
> now
> is all oxide.  It may be that this is why Africa is referred to as the
> Dark
> Continent.  No Lunarium.  The scientific community is keeping this kind of
> information very low key for fear the US Congress will find out, classify
> Lunarium as a Conflict Mineral, and by extention, outlaw light.
>
> On a positive note, the frequency of light emitted by Lunarium destroys
> the
> DNA sequence of certain cancerous cells.  It has long been observed that
> there is a certain linkage between the women and moon cycles, which is why
> Lunarium treatment of ovarian cancer in an estrogen rich environment is so
> very effective.  The treatment does not appear to be effective for
> prostate
> cancer in a testosterone-enhanced environment.  But there is hope in this
> area.  I believe that Dave's son Kai Hillman is working on methods of
> converting LuO14 back to pure Lunarium, and using hops-enhanced barley
> derivatives to overcome the testosterone inhibitions.
>  The waiting list to be part of Kai's research rivals the waiting list for
> Packer season tickets.
>
> For the magnesium castings, it only takes a little bit of the LuO14 to
> improve the quality of the casting.  The emission properties, outlined
> above, is what makes magesium castings much "lighter" than aluminum and
> also
> explains why magnesium castings burn so much brighter than other metals.
> Trace amounts of Lu.
>
> Ohhhhh, I can't wait to hear how I get disqualified this time, especially
> since I bring the younger (future) Dr. Hillman into it.
>
> Doug Pauls
>
>
>
> From:   "David D. Hillman" <[log in to unmask]>
> To:     <[log in to unmask]>
> Date:   01/11/2013 06:54 AM
> Subject:        [TN] NTC Friday Element Quiz - The Question
> Sent by:        TechNet <[log in to unmask]>
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>
> Hi folks - Hope everyone had a relaxing holidays. Clumpy and Kloumpios now
>
>
> have new John Deere tractors and are ready to go!
>
> Here is the Friday Element Quiz Question:
>
> The Question:
> This element plays no biological role that humans have identified. A
> radioactive isotope of this element has been used in the treatment of
> ovarian cancer. This element improves magnesium castings. The moon rocks
> contain a relatively high percentage of this element. What element is
> being
> described?
>
>
> The winner(s) of the weekly element quiz will get the services of Clumpy
> and
> Kloumpios for the week..
>
> So far Clumpy and Kloumpios have done the following:
> (I have archived previous weeks to keep the email size manageable):
>
> Past Quiz winners/tasks:
> Week 1 Lamar Young, SCS Coatings
> Week 2 Bev Christian, RIM
> Week 3 Drew Meyer, Benchmark Electronics Inc Week 4 Ian Fox, Goodrich Week
> 4
> Gary Ferrari, Garrick Global Week 5 Fredrick Miller, Astrola Week 6 David
> Nelson, Raytheon Week 7 Graham Collins, L3 Communications Week 8 Bill
> Noel,
> ITT Geospatial Systems Division Week 9 Steve Gregory of RD Circuits Week
> 10
> David Bealer of Watchfire Signs Week 11 Dick Krug of Sparton Corporation
> Week 12 Steve Creswick, Balanced Enterprise Solutions Week 13 Gebhard
> Neifer, Delphi Week 14 Bev Christian, RIM Week 15 Bev Christian, RIM Week
> 16
> David Bealer of Watchfire Signs Week 17 Brian Ellis Week 18 Denny Fritz,
> SAIC Week 19 Graham Collins, L3 Communications Week 20 Mark Woolley, PTRL
> Laboratory Avaya Week 20 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, Space and Security
> Week 21 Brian Ellis and Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense Week 22 Drew Meyer,
> Benchmark Electronics Inc.
> Week 23 Bev Christian, RIM
> Week 24 Steve Gregory, RD Circuits
> Week 25 Ahne Oosterhof, A-Laser
> Week 26 Scott Post, Delphi
> Week 27 Brian Ellis
> Week 28 Nigel Burtt
> Week 29 Richard Stadem,GD-AIS
> Week 30 Robert Wolfe, Kimchuk Inc and Graham Naisbitt, Gen3 Week 31 Bev
> Christian, RIM Inc, and Denny Fritz, SAIC Week 32 Steve Mikell, supposedly
> retired Week 33 Mark Woolley, PTRL Laboratory Avaya Week 34 Leland
> Woodall,
> CSTech Inc.
> Week 35 Joe Russeau, Precision Analytical Laboratories Week 36 Patrick
> Goodyear, PGE Week 37 Dave Elder, Tait Radio Communications Week 38 Steve
> Mikell, supposedly retired Week 39 Andy Giamis, Commscope Week 40 Gebhard
> Neifer, Delphi Week 41 Ian Fox, Aero Engine Controls Week 42 Andy Giamis,
> Commscope Week 43: Bev Christian, RIM, Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.,
>          Patrick Goodyear, PGE and Richard Stadem,GD-AIS Week 44 Patrick
> Goodyear, PGE Week 45 Dock Brown, Medtronic Week 46 Dock Brown, Medtronic
> and Bev Christian, RIM Week 47 Graham Collins, L3 Communications Week 48
> Mike Fenner, Indium Week 49 Reuven Rokah Week 50 Rex Waygood, Hansatech
> EMS
> Week 51 Bev Christian, RIM Week 52 Dock Brown, Medtronic Week 53 Ian Fox,
> Aero Engine Controls Week 54 Steve Mikell and Phil Anslow, MBDA Systems
> Week
> 55 Brian Ellis Week 56 Aleks Lozinsky, Technic Canada Week 57 Tan Geok
> Ang,
> NA Week 58 Gebhard Neifer, Delphi and Aleks Lozinsky, Technic Canada Week
> 59
> Rex Waygood, Hansatech EMS Week 60 Torsten Hagge, Kristronics Week 61
> Joshua
> Muonio, Analog Technologies Corp.
> Week 62 Dock Brown, Medtronics
> Week 63 Torsten Hagge, Kristronics
> Week 64 James Head, Crowcon
> Week 65 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, Space and Security Week 66 Lamar
> Young,
> SCS Coating Week 67 Steve Creswick, Balanced Enterprise Solutions Week 68
> Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc Week 69 Denny Fritz, SAIC Week 70 Mordechai
> Kirshenbaum Week 71 Amol Kane, AsteelFlash US East Corp Week 72 Lamar
> Young,
> Specialty Coating Systems, Inc.
> Week 73 Keith Calhoun, Sopark Corporation and Joe Russeau, PAL Week 73.1
> Mark Kostinovsky, Schlumberger Week 74 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense and
> Richard Stadem, GD-AIS Week 75 Graham Naisbitt, Gen3 System Week 76 Ian
> Fox,
> Aero Engine Controls Week 77 Richard Stadem, GD-AIS Week 78 Blair Hogg,
> GAI-Tronics Week 79 Brian Ellis Week 80 Mordechai Kirshenbaum Week 81
> Brian
> Ellis Week 82 Joe Russeau, Precision Analytical Laboratories Week 83 Mark
> Kostinovsky, Schlumberger
>         Fred Cox, MET
> Week 84 Tom Granat, BAE Systems
> Week 85 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc
> Week 86 James Head, Crowcon Detection Instruments Limited Week 87 Leland
> Woodall, CSTech Inc.
>
> Week 88 Bev Christian, RIM
> - assisted with the last details as we get ready for Blackberry 10.
>
> Week 89 Tom Granat, BAE Systems
> - unknown
>
> Week 90 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc
> - assisted with helping me clean and decorate the house for Christmas.
> There's a few items arriving by mail this week that will require
> assembling,
> so we'll also see how talented they are at using a screwdriver.
>
> Week 91 Pat Goodyear, PGE
> - assisted with scraping barnacles off of the intake water boxes.  They
> are
> not having any fun at all, they will need a bath and a good scrubbing,
>
>
>
>  they smell like rotting fish stew.
>            Joyce Koo, RIM
> - assisted with preparing scanning electron microscope specimens.
>
> Week 92 Phil Kinner, PVA
> - assisted with ????
>           Torsten Hagge, Kristronics
> - assisted with ????
>
>
> Everyone have a safe week!
>
> Dave Hillman
> Rockwell Collins
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