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Mr Pauls ( and he told me that was his Dad's name) said:
 
UnB has been called Universally Unseparable Bastardium so far…and…the highest concentrations occur in politicians at the 
national level.  Mr. Naisbitt can correct me if I am wrong, but the Brussels Parliament appears to be equally afflicted.

Doug, you are not at all wrong, UnB certainly exists in its highest concentration in Strasbourg and is especially pernicious.

There is however one, seemingly lone, antibody to UnB, my Euro MP Nigel Farage. If anyone is interested in gaining some better insight as to its pernicious spread take a look at:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-88_hIrLY

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vms_vd_yWgY

In both instances Mr Farage seeks to have UnB rendered a controlled substance - and I support him wholeheartedly.

Have a wonderful weekend everyone

Graham Naisbitt
Jedi Council and Clumpy founder


On 14 Dec 2012, at 13:58, Douglas Pauls <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Well, I think the question does not have a clear answer and is presently 
> being debated in the international scientific community.
> 
> The radioactive element UnA, which later became Roentgenium, was 
> originally called Universally Unseparable Administratium (UuA) or just 
> Administratium that we have all heard about.  It was later changed to 
> Roentgenium because Administratium was too hard to spell.  In fact, I had 
> to correct the three occurrences here 6 times.  I can spell Roentgenium. 
> The Unseparable part came because to date, it has defied all attempts to 
> reduce it down to a pure form.
> 
> UnB has been called Universally Unseparable Bastardium so far.  It has 
> been identifed that trace amounts can be found in more disagreeable 
> members of the populace, and in significantly greater concentrations in 
> politicians.  The highest concentrations occur in politicians at the 
> national level.  Mr. Naisbitt can correct me if I am wrong, but the 
> Brussels Parliament appears to be equally afflicted.  It is hard to tell 
> if Russian politicians are the same way as they don't live long in office.
> 
> The biggest problem is that the elements appear to transmute between UuA 
> and Uub spontaneously and with no warning, in a mechanism not yet 
> understood.  It is not anticipated that Universally Unseparable Bastardium 
> will not be the final name for this element.  It will get to Congress, 
> where politicians strong in Uub will shunt it off into committees with 
> strong UuA content, and will not be seen again.
> 
> Better rephrase the question Dave.
> 
> Doug Pauls
> 
> 
> 
> From:   "David D. Hillman" <[log in to unmask]>
> To:     <[log in to unmask]>
> Date:   12/14/2012 06:57 AM
> Subject:        [TN] NTC Friday Element Quiz - The Question
> Sent by:        TechNet <[log in to unmask]>
> 
> 
> 
> Hi folks - Here is the Friday Element Quiz Question (easy one this week):
> 
> The Question:
> This element was originally named Uub. What element is being described?
> 
> 
> The winner of the weekly element quiz will get the services of Clumpy and 
> Kloumpios for the week.
> 
> So far Clumpy and Kloumpios have done the following:
> (I have archived previous weeks to keep the email size manageable):
> 
> Past Quiz winners/tasks:
> Week 1 Lamar Young, SCS Coatings
> Week 2 Bev Christian, RIM
> Week 3 Drew Meyer, Benchmark Electronics Inc
> Week 4 Ian Fox, Goodrich
> Week 4 Gary Ferrari, Garrick Global
> Week 5 Fredrick Miller, Astrola
> Week 6 David Nelson, Raytheon
> Week 7 Graham Collins, L3 Communications
> Week 8 Bill Noel, ITT Geospatial Systems Division
> Week 9 Steve Gregory of RD Circuits
> Week 10 David Bealer of Watchfire Signs
> Week 11 Dick Krug of Sparton Corporation
> Week 12 Steve Creswick, Balanced Enterprise Solutions
> Week 13 Gebhard Neifer, Delphi
> Week 14 Bev Christian, RIM
> Week 15 Bev Christian, RIM
> Week 16 David Bealer of Watchfire Signs
> Week 17 Brian Ellis
> Week 18 Denny Fritz, SAIC
> Week 19 Graham Collins, L3 Communications
> Week 20 Mark Woolley, PTRL Laboratory Avaya
> Week 20 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, Space and Security
> Week 21 Brian Ellis and Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense
> Week 22 Drew Meyer, Benchmark Electronics Inc.
> Week 23 Bev Christian, RIM
> Week 24 Steve Gregory, RD Circuits
> Week 25 Ahne Oosterhof, A-Laser
> Week 26 Scott Post, Delphi
> Week 27 Brian Ellis
> Week 28 Nigel Burtt
> Week 29 Richard Stadem,GD-AIS
> Week 30 Robert Wolfe, Kimchuk Inc and Graham Naisbitt, Gen3
> Week 31 Bev Christian, RIM Inc, and Denny Fritz, SAIC
> Week 32 Steve Mikell, supposedly retired
> Week 33 Mark Woolley, PTRL Laboratory Avaya
> Week 34 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
> Week 35 Joe Russeau, Precision Analytical Laboratories
> Week 36 Patrick Goodyear, PGE
> Week 37 Dave Elder, Tait Radio Communications
> Week 38 Steve Mikell, supposedly retired
> Week 39 Andy Giamis, Commscope
> Week 40 Gebhard Neifer, Delphi
> Week 41 Ian Fox, Aero Engine Controls
> Week 42 Andy Giamis, Commscope
> Week 43: Bev Christian, RIM, Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc., 
>         Patrick Goodyear, PGE and Richard Stadem,GD-AIS
> Week 44 Patrick Goodyear, PGE
> Week 45 Dock Brown, Medtronic
> Week 46 Dock Brown, Medtronic and Bev Christian, RIM
> Week 47 Graham Collins, L3 Communications
> Week 48 Mike Fenner, Indium
> Week 49 Reuven Rokah
> Week 50 Rex Waygood, Hansatech EMS
> Week 51 Bev Christian, RIM
> Week 52 Dock Brown, Medtronic
> Week 53 Ian Fox, Aero Engine Controls
> Week 54 Steve Mikell and Phil Anslow, MBDA Systems
> Week 55 Brian Ellis
> Week 56 Aleks Lozinsky, Technic Canada
> Week 57 Tan Geok Ang, NA
> Week 58 Gebhard Neifer, Delphi and Aleks Lozinsky, Technic Canada
> Week 59 Rex Waygood, Hansatech EMS
> Week 60 Torsten Hagge, Kristronics
> Week 61 Joshua Muonio, Analog Technologies Corp.
> Week 62 Dock Brown, Medtronics
> Week 63 Torsten Hagge, Kristronics
> Week 64 James Head, Crowcon
> Week 65 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, Space and Security
> Week 66 Lamar Young, SCS Coating
> Week 67 Steve Creswick, Balanced Enterprise Solutions
> Week 68 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc
> Week 69 Denny Fritz, SAIC
> Week 70 Mordechai Kirshenbaum
> Week 71 Amol Kane, AsteelFlash US East Corp
> Week 72 Lamar Young, Specialty Coating Systems, Inc.
> Week 73 Keith Calhoun, Sopark Corporation and Joe Russeau, PAL
> Week 73.1 Mark Kostinovsky, Schlumberger
> Week 74 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense and Richard Stadem, GD-AIS
> Week 75 Graham Naisbitt, Gen3 System
> Week 76 Ian Fox, Aero Engine Controls
> Week 77 Richard Stadem, GD-AIS
> Week 78 Blair Hogg, GAI-Tronics
> Week 79 Brian Ellis
> Week 80 Mordechai Kirshenbaum
> Week 81 Brian Ellis
> Week 82 Joe Russeau, Precision Analytical Laboratories
> Week 83 Mark Kostinovsky, Schlumberger
>        Fred Cox, MET
> Week 84 Tom Granat, BAE Systems
> Week 85 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc
> 
> Week 86 James Head, Crowcon Detection Instruments Limited
> - helped paint the ceilings of my home and the re-survey of an 
> orienteering map for my local club.  They didn't quite get the concept of 
> staying still long enough for me to get a bearing on them though so the 
> resulting map be "interesting".  They were rewarded with more English Ale 
> before I packed them off to Leland.
> 
> Week 87 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc
> - I took Clumpy and Kloumpios straight to the coast after picking them up 
> from RDU over the weekend.  I thought they might be able to assist in the 
> beach road clean-up after the hurricane.
> 
> Week 88 Bev Christian, RIM
> - assisted with the last details as we get ready for Blackberry 10.
> 
> Week 89 Tom Granat, BAE Systems
> - unknown
> 
> Week 90 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc
> - assisted with helping me clean and decorate the house for Christmas. 
> There's a few items arriving by mail this week that will require 
> assembling, so we'll also see how talented they are at using a 
> screwdriver.
> 
> Week 91 Pat Goodyear, PGE
> - assisted with scraping barnacles off of the intake water boxes.  They 
> are not having any fun at all, they will need a bath and a good scrubbing, 
> 
> they smell like rotting fish stew.
>           Joyce Koo, RIM
> - assisted with preparing scanning electron microscope specimens.
> 
> Week 92 ????
> - assisted with ????
> 
> 
> Everyone have a safe week!
> 
> Dave Hillman
> Rockwell Collins
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> 
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