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The mass may be greater than you think. Did the researchers account for the many "czarons". The czaron's original energy source seems to come from the neutron. Although it's sustaining energy is still a mystery. Early studies point to self perpetuation.
 

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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Steven Creswick
Sent: Friday, March 16, 2012 7:52 AM
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Subject: Re: [TN] NTC New Element Discovery

Graham,

And the 'remarkable' thing is that this element can be found in abundance
throughout the world.  

Unfortunately, there is no scarcity of this element!

Steve C

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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Graham Naisbitt
Sent: Friday, March 16, 2012 8:49 AM
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Subject: [TN] NTC New Element Discovery

Fellow Techies

I have today learned of the discovery of a new element that Mr Hillman - may
not know about. Rather than have you all guess what it is, I thought I would
share the info with you - being Friday and all that.:
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER A NEW ELEMENT! 

Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known
to science. The new element, Governmentium, (symbol Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312. 

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.


A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take
less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. 

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, to form isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed
with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, (symbol Ad), an element
that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as
many pillocks but twice as many morons.

You learn something new every single day!

Have a great weekend everyone, enjoy

Graham Naisbitt - KBO

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