Ed,
While laughing at this, I tripped over one of the excess dependent clauses
and bruised my face.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer, but I hope you enjoy a very happy holiday
and New Year anyway.
Richard
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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Ed
Sent: Thursday, December 22, 2011 5:57 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [TN] Holiday wishes
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to friends and family, but it
is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending
someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the
following :
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress , non
addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday
practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all .
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (
not to imply that the USA is necessarily greater than any other country )
and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .
By accepting this greeting, please be advised that you are accepting these
terms :
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable on the proviso that there is no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher .
Best Regards ( without prejudice )
Ed Popielarski
60 Descanso Dr. #1109
San Jose, Ca. 95134
949-581-6601
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