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You can't make this stuff up!

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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Douglas Pauls
Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8:05 AM
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Subject: Re: [TN] NTC Friday Element Quiz - the Question

I want you all to notice that it is always Hillman that pitches the first 
grenade.

Now I feel motivated to explain / expose the dirty secrets Dave is hiding. 
 The Collins clock Dave refers to is an old Mickey Mouse windup clock from 
decades ago with a picture of Art Collins laminated to the tummy.  Sits 
right over his computer.  He has a candle on top of it and that is his 
"firewall".  The only time the "firewall" becomes a stamp of any kind is 
when Dave, using the classic neanderthal two finger hunt and peck typing, 
bangs so hard on the keyboard that it knocks the candle off, stamping a 
wide area in hot wax.  Kinda fun to hear the sudden yell though.

Doug Pauls



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Hi Patrick - yes, per the Technet time stamp however, I use the Rockwell 
Collins firewall time stamp which had you a few second behind Dock. Sorry, 

I had to pick a "clock" when we first started this fun and I selected the 
Collins clock for no specific reason. There will be a new quiz this week 
so you'll have another shot at getting the guys for assistance.

Wait a second, I think I'll blame Doug - yes, it is his fault that we are 
using the Collins clock!

Dave



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11/29/2011 12:32 PM

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Hey I beat Dock by 3 seconds. 

p 

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of David D. Hillman
Sent: Thursday, November 17, 2011 3:36 PM
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Subject: [TN] NTC Friday Element Quiz - the Question

Hi folks - Here is the Friday Element Quiz Question:

The Question:

The longest lived isotope of this element is a half life of 21 seconds. 
This element was produced by bombarding a target of Lead-207 and Lead-208 
with Chromium-54. This element was also produced by bombarding
Californium-249 with Oxygen-18.  This element was reported to be 
discovered in June 1974 by two different research groups. It was 1997 
before the official name of this element was finally resolved.  What 
element is being described?


The winner of the weekly element quiz will get the services of Clumpy and 
Kloumpios for a week. There will be no quiz next week as Clumpy and 
Kloumpios are going to Costa Rica with me for a whitewater kayaking trip - 

I need someone to carry the boat and paddling gear!


So far Clumpy and Kloumpios have:

Week 1 Lamar Young, SCS Coatings
- accomplished nothing (drank lots of coffee)

Week 2 Bev Christian, RIM
- conducted REACH material testing

Week 3 Drew Meyer, Benchmark Electronics Inc.
- Solderability testing and mowed the lawn

Week 4 Ian Fox, Goodrich
- had an epic journey of travel

Week 4 Gary Ferrari, Garrick Global
- unknown

Week 5 Fredrick Miller, Astrolab
- unknown

Week 6 David Nelson, Raytheon
- Were tackling dummys for Dallas Cowboys

Week 7 Graham Collins, L3 Communications
- Cleaned gutters and painted window trim

Week 8 Bill Noel, ITT Geospatial Systems Division
- unknown

Week 9 Steve Gregory of RD Circuits
- unknown

Week 10 David Bealer of Watchfire Signs
- descaled the in-line wash machine! Ouch!

Week 11 Dick Krug of Sparton Corporation
- assisted with AS9100 quality management systems requirements audit

Week 12 Steve Creswick of Balanced Enterprise Solutions
- Acted as Steve's "go fer" due to a broken leg!

Week 13 Gebhard Neifer, Delphi
- conducted a plasma pre treatment Taguchi DOE for a sealing process

Week 14 Bev Christian, RIM
- assisted with a tin pest investigation/test

Week 15 Bev Christian, RIM
- assisted Bev shoveling snow

Week 16 David Bealer of Watchfire Signs
- assisted with reflow profiling

Week 17 Brian Ellis, rumored to be retired
- assisted with rewiring the house, had a tractor accident and found his 
cousin Kloumpios

Week 18 Denny Fritz, SAIC
- assisted with tin whisker inspection/examinations

Week 19 Graham Collins, L3 Communications
- assisted with scraping barnacles, boat paint and boat engine maintenance

Week 20 Mark Woolley, PTRL Laboratory Avaya
- assisted with weather observations (70F to snow) and resolving 
electrochemical migration failures

Week 20 Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, Space and Security
- assisted with commercial aircraft galley inspection

Week 21 Brian Ellis, supposedly retired, and Tom Carroll, Boeing Defense, 
Space and Security
- assisted with root cause corrective action tasks
- assisted with nothing but catching up with the family

Week 22 Drew Meyer, Benchmark Electronics Inc.
- assisted with metallographic cross-sections and Dye & Pry testing

Week 23 Bev Christian, RIM
- assisted with a creep corrosion project and the setting up of an oxygen 
bomb

Week 24 Steve Gregory, RD Circuits
- unknown

Week 25 Ahne Oosterhof, A-Laser
- assisted with stencil aperture data analysis and split/stacked firewood

Week 26 Scott Post, Delphi
- assisted/participated in the Kokomo Airshow Race Event

Week 27 Brian Ellis, supposedly retired
- assisted with tedious website work and family home cooking

Week 28 Nigel Burtt
- abandoned Nigel and were rumored to be involved in UK News Corps/News 
International cellphone/journalism/politics scandal

Week 29 Richard Stadem,GD-AIS
- unknown

Week 30 Robert Wolfe, Kimchuk Inc and Graham Naisbitt, Gen3
- assisted with a hot tub refurbishment for post work day de-stressing
- assisted with SIR and Cleanliness testing

Week 31 Bev Christian, RIM Inc, and Denny Fritz, SAIC
- assisted with lab testing
- assisted with tin whisker investigations

Week 32 Steve Mikell, supposedly retired
- attempted to provide both US Congress and EU lawmakers "engineered"
solutions

Week 33 Mark Woolley, PTRL Laboratory Avaya
- unknown

Week 34 Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
- assisted with new model qualifications,updating supporting 
documentation, strain gaging, performing cross sections, verifying a new 
selective soldering process, and finally assisted with the development of 
a plant-wide countermeasure effectiveness auditing program (Wow, they had 
to work hard this week!)

Week 35 Joe Russeau, Precision Analytical Laboratories
- assisted with new equipment preparations

Week 36 Patrick Goodyear, PGE
- assisted with beach trash collection duty

Week 37 Dave Elder, Tait Radio Communications
- assisted Dave Hillman with a geography lesson, watch USA vs Irland in 
World Rugby Cup and went skiing.

Week 38 Steve Mikell, supposedly retired
- assisted with ????

Week 39 Andy Giamis, Commscope
- assisted with metallographic cross-sectional analysis of die cast Mg and 

taught a group of Cub Scouts how to hotwire a tractor

Week 40 Gebhard Neifer, Delphi
- assisted with a customer audit

Week 41 Ian Fox, Aero Engine Controls
- assisted with pcb cross-section analysis

Week 42 Andy Giamis, Commscope
- Andy gave them the week off (BBQ and English ale party)

Week 43: 4 winners 
           Bev Christian, RIM
- assisted with testing of phthalates
         Leland Woodall, CSTech Inc.
- assisted with installing a new fuel pump on the tractor, mowing my yard 
and raking the leaves/pine needles.
        Patrick Goodyear, PGE
- assisted with relaxing on the beach following kelp removal efforts
        Richard Stadem,GD-AIS
- assisted with the qualification of a Radon-fueled Airvac PCBRM 5.2 with 
its new 50,000 watt pre-heater and Radon emitting laser reflow head

Week 44 Patrick Goodyear, PGE
- assisted with sifting sand at the beach looking for sand dollars

Week 45 ???, ????
- assisted with ??????


Everyone have a safe week.


Dave Hillman
Rockwell Collins
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