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From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey (EHCOE)
Sent: Friday, January 28, 2011 9:26 AM
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Subject: [TN] NTC

A few of the elder statesmen on this forum may enjoy this while everyone
is goggling to find Dave's answer.

Dewey

 

 

 

	Bumper Stickers for Seniors

	
	
	 
	 
	
	 

	 

	
	 
	
	 
	  
	      
	  
	 
	     
	
	  
	 
	    
	
	  
	 
	    
	
	  
	 
	    
	
	  
	 
	    
	
	  
	 
	     
	
	  
	 
	   Someone  had to remind me, so I'm reminding you  too.
	  Don't  laugh.....it is all true...these are the perks 
	of reaching 60  and  heading  towards 70 and older!
	   
	 1. There  is nothing left  to learn the  hard way. 
	 2.Your  joints are more accurate meteorologists than 
	the national weather  service 
	
	3. No  one expects you to run----anywhere. 
	4. People  call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you? 
	5. People  no longer view you  as a hypochondriac. 
	6. You  no longer think of  speed limits as  a challenge. 
	 7. Things  you buy now won't wear out... 
	8.  You  can eat supper at 4pm. 
	9. You  can live without sex but not your glasses. 
	10. Your  secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
	 11.You  quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks
into the  room.
	 12. You  can't remember who sent you this list    
	
	And never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill & a
laxative on the same night.

 

 


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