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A few of the elder statesmen on this forum may enjoy this while everyone
is goggling to find Dave's answer.
Dewey
Bumper Stickers for Seniors
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh.....it is all true...these are the perks
of reaching 60 and heading towards 70 and older!
1. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
2.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than
the national weather service
3. No one expects you to run----anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out...
8. You can eat supper at 4pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
11.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks
into the room.
12. You can't remember who sent you this list
And never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill & a
laxative on the same night.
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