Well, there are certainly rules about the treatment of the gnomes of
Zürich. Basically, they are high salary and enormous bonuses, along with
immunity from prosecution for crimes committed.
Brian
On 13/09/2010 17:14, Fox, Ian wrote:
> HHHmmmmm Graham. We might have to box him up as agricultural equipment.
> He'll be OK with a torch, thermos and packet of sandwiches for a few
> hours. Are there laws about the treatment of garden Gnomes?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Graham Collins
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> Ian, you may have a problem getting him on a flight as I had to smuggle
> him into the country - the paperwork for a work visa for a garden gnome
> is just insane, and that tractor is clearly neither ROHS compliant nor
> CE marked... luckily the V8 engine allowed him to elude the local
> police, while cutting a clean swath through a few fields.
>
> Question for Doug, the cleaning guru... what's best for getting gnome
> vomit off a boat??? It's worse than when the osprey sit on the top of
> my mast and decorate the deck... Maybe I should try some Mountain
> Dew???
>
> regards,
> - Graham
>
> -----Original Message-----
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> Well Clumpy arrived here looking pretty dishevelled and very hungry
> after his transatlantic yacht trip and mega drive up the A34 from
> Southampton to Birmingham on that little tractor of his, so we fed him
> up with a hearty portion of faggots (a pork based meat ball served in
> thick gravy in case some of you were wondering.........), peas and mash,
> all washed down with a couple of pints of Batham's bitter. Bostin' as we
> say in the Black Country. He was feeling much better after that and has
> made a lovely job of reupholstering Doug's old chair with some very nice
> leather. I don't know where he got the leather from but I'm asking no
> questions. We'll pack him off to the airport and get him on his way when
> as soon as we know where to send him
>
> Regards
> Ian
>
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