I was in a shop for optics, wanting new sun glasses.  Got them and asked for 
a spectacle case. The owner of the shop had her own initials on the case. In 
gold. I stared at the inscription and tried to look as neutral as possible, 
don't smile...don't smile.. not now.  The lady studied my face and I was 
suddenly in a hurry to pay and get out from  the shop. This was the 
inscription on the case:  'Lolita Lempicka'   Lolita means a  s---ally 
precocious a---escent girl,   Lem is equal to the male organ in my 
homeland's language and pick is the same for the same organ in a certain 
state.
I left the shop successfully, but could feel the lady's eyes following me. 
I don't dare use the case.....

Inge

 


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