Sorry, Kenny made me do it.



It was a hot summer's day and Luke was in the Marina having a few beers
aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July". He was
waiting for his friend, Opie to arrive so they could go for a cruise.

Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from
her appointment with the obstetrician. 

Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was
Opie's cousin. Anyway the appointment went overtime and Opie was late
getting to the Marina. Luke had been drinking all this time and was
feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he
jumped up and staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend
and nearly fell in! Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.

 

Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie saved Luke from falling to the
dock side of the Fourth.

 

Have a great Memorial Day.

Dewey

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