Tune ?Away in a Manger?

Away in my office, no rest for my head
These darn EU laws they have banned all my lead
Be near me Jack Daniels I need you to cope
These REACH regulations have me beyond hope

The Product Line called me, there?s nowhere to hide
For Enterprise Sourcing, we cannot abide
The crap they have bought us, it brings us to tears
They want a silk purse, but have shipped us sow?s ears

Be near me Lord Jesus, I?ve one day to go
?For Christmas vacation and playing in snow
Take all of my in box and set it on fire
So all of my tasks finish under the wire

For all of my good friends on this finest forum
I send you my wishes with humblest decorum
May God bless you all, in this most wondrous season
And have a fine New Year for whatever your reason

Doug Pauls
Rockwell Collins

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