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No one should ever loose their sense of humor, Inge. It is much  too valuable 
part of a mental defense system, especially in difficult times. As  someone 
noted "tough times don't last but tough people do" and I suspect they  all have 
well developed senses of humor.
 
Very best, 
Joe
 
 
In a message dated 11/16/2008 10:08:10 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,  
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Maybe  lately I'm losing my sense of humor. It's easier to have a sense of
humor  when things are going well and you don't have a mountain of  problems
staring you in the face. Myself, along with probably many other  americans,
are very worried about what is going to happen in the future.  The latest
problem that they're talking about using billions of taxpayer  dollars to 
bailout
the US auto industry. I don't think they should  bailout companies that have
been mismanaged for years and didn't make the  changes long ago that they
needed in order to survive. On the other hand,  if these companies fail,
millions of people will lose their  jobs.

Just more and more bad news every day with no easy answers it  seems.
I don't know where the bottom is before things start to turn around  again.

All I was saying is that humor sometimes can be a double edged  sword. 
Everybody laughs at the guy
who steps on a banana peel and falls  flat on his ass. But it might not be 
very funny to the guy who  fell.

Instead of everybody laughing at him, he might wish that someone  first asks 
if he is okay,
and maybe an outstretched hand to help him  get back on his feet. Then after 
it is learned
that he didn't really  hurt himself, everyone can laugh together.

Like I said, maybe I'm  starting to lose my sense of humor...


----- Original Message -----  
From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
To:  <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 11:12  AM
Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)


>  Steve is little worried about my postings and jokes about the US leaders.  
> He asked why I sent these toTN and not offline. My answer to Steve  was 
> this:
>
> You americans are more positive, you can  laugh at yourself, there is more 
> go in americans than any  else
> people! Privately, I think even W can have fun and enjoy good  jokes. If 
> you
> study his face, you will find wrinkles in his  eyes, which proves he got
> humor. He would have won a lot if he dared  relax like Reagan..
> .....and TN members need a little smiling too.  Note, that the stories I 
> sent
> are real nonsense, no political  or any else hot stuff, just childish 
> jokes.
>
> If  sending such little jokes is inconvenient, I'll of course stop doing 
>  it. But then I hope not seeing any american funs about celebrities around  
> the world either. I remember the flood of american jokes about Saddam  at 
> that time, many of which were horrible and not in terms with good  manner.
>
> I'll keep to pure techy topics, I apologize if someone  was insulted.
>
>
>  Inge
>
>
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message  ----- 
> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
> To:  <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 8:03  AM
> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically  correct?)
>
>
>> Are you sure? Here is good Obama  story:
>> /Inge
>>
>> Barack Obama was seated next  to a little girl on an airplane trip back to 
>> Washington. He  turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that 
>> flights go  quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow 
>>  passenger."
>>
>> The little girl, who had just opened her  book, closed it slowly and said 
>> to The Obama, "What would you  like to talk about?"
>>
>> "Oh, I don't know," said the  Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make 
>> To America?" and he  smiles.
>>
>> "OK," she says. "That could be an interesting  topic. But let me ask you a 
>> question first. A horse, a cow, and a  deer all eat the same stuff - 
>> grass. Yet a deer excretes little  pellets, while a cow turns out a flat 
>> patty, and a horse produces  clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose 
>> that  is?"
>>
>> Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's  intelligence, thinks about 
>> it for a second and finally says,  "Hmmm, I have no idea."
>>
>> To which the little girl  replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change 
>> America when you  don't know  a shit?"
>>
>>
>>
>>  ----- Original Message ----- 
>> From: "stephengregory5849"  <[log in to unmask]>
>> To: "TechNet E-Mail  Forum" <[log in to unmask]>; "Inge" 
>>  <[log in to unmask]>
>> Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008  7:50 AM
>> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically  correct?)
>>
>>
>>> Good one. I hope that it  won't be as easy to come up with jokes with our 
>>> next  president...
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message -----  
>>> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
>>>  To: <[log in to unmask]>
>>> Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008  2:23 AM
>>> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically  correct?)
>>>
>>>
>>>> Allright, sir.  Here is one which does not pass the sence of  decorum:
>>>>
>>>>  http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1188651/funny_story_about_jorge_w_bush/
>>>>
>>>>  Inge
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> -----  Original Message ----- 
>>>> From: "stephengregory5849"  <[log in to unmask]>
>>>> To:  <[log in to unmask]>
>>>> Sent: Saturday, November 15, 2008  3:49 PM
>>>> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically  correct?)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Come  up with some other good ones Inge, you don't have much time  
>>>>>  left...
>>>>>
>>>>>  Steve
>>>>>
>>>>> ----- Original Message  ----- 
>>>>> From: "Inge"  <[log in to unmask]>
>>>>> To:  <[log in to unmask]>
>>>>> Sent: Friday, November 14,  2008 1:30 PM
>>>>> Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically  correct?)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>  There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and  
>>>>>> talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've  alway been wondering if 
>>>>>> he smiles at them. A  great guy use to have humor, at least in 
>>>>>> privacy.  This one may be well known to you already, but I had never  
>>>>>> heard  it:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter  
>>>>>> tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have  NO idea the lengths 
>>>>>> that some people will go to  sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you 
>>>>>> really  are?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Einstein ponders  for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a 
>>>>>>  blackboard and some  chalk?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Saint Peter  snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly  
>>>>>> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane  mathematics and 
>>>>>> symbols his theory of  relativity.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Saint  Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he  
>>>>>> says. "Welcome to  heaven!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The next to  arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for  
>>>>>>  credentials.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Picasso  asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and  chalk?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Saint Peter  says, "Go ahead."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning  
>>>>>> mural with just a few strokes of  chalk.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Saint Peter  claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" 
 
>>>>>> he says. "Come on  in!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Then Saint Peter  looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter 
>>>>>>  scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to  
>>>>>> prove their identity. How can you prove  yours?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> George W.  looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and  Picasso?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Saint Peter  sighs and says, "Come on in,  George."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  Inge
>>>>>>
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