Are you sure? Here is good Obama story:
/Inge
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to
Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To
America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it
for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change
America when you don't know a shit?"
----- Original Message -----
From: "stephengregory5849" <[log in to unmask]>
To: "TechNet E-Mail Forum" <[log in to unmask]>; "Inge"
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Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 7:50 AM
Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
> Good one. I hope that it won't be as easy to come up with jokes with our
> next president...
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:23 AM
> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
>
>
>> Allright, sir. Here is one which does not pass the sence of decorum:
>>
>> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1188651/funny_story_about_jorge_w_bush/
>>
>> Inge
>>
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "stephengregory5849" <[log in to unmask]>
>> To: <[log in to unmask]>
>> Sent: Saturday, November 15, 2008 3:49 PM
>> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
>>
>>
>>> Come up with some other good ones Inge, you don't have much time left...
>>>
>>> Steve
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
>>> To: <[log in to unmask]>
>>> Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 1:30 PM
>>> Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
>>>
>>>
>>>> There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and
>>>> talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if
>>>> he smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy.
>>>> This one may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
>>>> tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths
>>>> that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you
>>>> really are?"
>>>>
>>>> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard
>>>> and some chalk?"
>>>>
>>>> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
>>>> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
>>>> symbols his theory of relativity.
>>>>
>>>> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
>>>> "Welcome to heaven!"
>>>>
>>>> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
>>>> credentials.
>>>>
>>>> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
>>>>
>>>> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
>>>>
>>>> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural
>>>> with just a few strokes of chalk.
>>>>
>>>> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
>>>> he says. "Come on in!"
>>>>
>>>> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
>>>> scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
>>>> prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
>>>>
>>>> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
>>>>
>>>> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Inge
>>>>
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