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Good one. I hope that it won't be as easy to come up with jokes with our 
next president...

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:23 AM
Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)


> Allright, sir. Here is one which does not pass the sence of decorum:
>
> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1188651/funny_story_about_jorge_w_bush/
>
> Inge
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "stephengregory5849" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Saturday, November 15, 2008 3:49 PM
> Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
>
>
>> Come up with some other good ones Inge, you don't have much time left...
>>
>> Steve
>>
>> ----- Original Message ----- 
>> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
>> To: <[log in to unmask]>
>> Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 1:30 PM
>> Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
>>
>>
>>> There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and 
>>> talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if he 
>>> smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy. This 
>>> one may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells 
>>> him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some 
>>> people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
>>>
>>> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard 
>>> and some chalk?"
>>>
>>> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly 
>>> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and 
>>> symbols his theory of relativity.
>>>
>>> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. 
>>> "Welcome to heaven!"
>>>
>>> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for 
>>> credentials.
>>>
>>> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
>>>
>>> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
>>>
>>> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural 
>>> with just a few strokes of chalk.
>>>
>>> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he 
>>> says. "Come on in!"
>>>
>>> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches 
>>> his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their 
>>> identity. How can you prove yours?"
>>>
>>> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
>>>
>>> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Inge
>>>
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