Allright, sir. Here is one which does not pass the sence of decorum:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1188651/funny_story_about_jorge_w_bush/
Inge
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Sent: Saturday, November 15, 2008 3:49 PM
Subject: Re: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
> Come up with some other good ones Inge, you don't have much time left...
>
> Steve
>
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> From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
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> Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 1:30 PM
> Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
>
>
>> There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and
>> talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if he
>> smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy. This
>> one may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells
>> him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some
>> people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
>>
>> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard
>> and some chalk?"
>>
>> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
>> appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols
>> his theory of relativity.
>>
>> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
>> "Welcome to heaven!"
>>
>> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
>> credentials.
>>
>> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
>>
>> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
>>
>> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural
>> with just a few strokes of chalk.
>>
>> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he
>> says. "Come on in!"
>>
>> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches
>> his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their
>> identity. How can you prove yours?"
>>
>> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
>>
>> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
>>
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>>
>> Inge
>>
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