Come up with some other good ones Inge, you don't have much time left...

Steve

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From: "Inge" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 1:30 PM
Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)


> There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and 
> talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if he 
> smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy. This 
> one may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it:
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> Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells 
> him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some 
> people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
>
> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard 
> and some chalk?"
>
> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. 
> Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his 
> theory of relativity.
>
> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. 
> "Welcome to heaven!"
>
> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for 
> credentials.
>
> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
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> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
>
> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural 
> with just a few strokes of chalk.
>
> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he 
> says. "Come on in!"
>
> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches 
> his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their 
> identity. How can you prove yours?"
>
> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
>
> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
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> Inge
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