ROFL  (and crying)

At 11:51 AM 11/14/2008, Robert Kondner wrote:
>How about this:
>
>So Obama get to the gate and St. Peter asks him "Do you want to visit with
>Mr. Ayres first?"  Obama being very smart says "No Thank You" and St. Peter
>opens the gates to heaven.
>
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Bev Christian
>Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 2:35 PM
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: [TN] NTCRE: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
>
>Inge,
>You certainly like to stir the fecal pot don't you?  You must have been
>a holy terror as a kid.
>Bev
>RIM
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Inge
>Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 2:31 PM
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)
>
>There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and
>talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if he
>
>smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy. This
>one
>may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it:
>
>
>
>
>
>Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells
>
>him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some
>
>people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
>
>Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard
>and
>some chalk?"
>
>Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
>appear.
>Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his
>theory
>of relativity.
>
>Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
>"Welcome to heaven!"
>
>The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
>credentials.
>
>Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
>
>Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
>
>Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural
>with
>just a few strokes of chalk.
>
>Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he
>
>says. "Come on in!"
>
>Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches
>his
>head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their
>identity.
>How can you prove yours?"
>
>George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
>
>Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
>
>
>
>
>
>Inge
>
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