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How about this:

So Obama get to the gate and St. Peter asks him "Do you want to visit with
Mr. Ayres first?"  Obama being very smart says "No Thank You" and St. Peter
opens the gates to heaven.



-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Bev Christian
Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 2:35 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [TN] NTCRE: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)

Inge,
You certainly like to stir the fecal pot don't you?  You must have been
a holy terror as a kid.
Bev
RIM

-----Original Message-----
From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Inge
Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 2:31 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: [TN] Friday fun (politically correct?)

There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and 
talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if he

smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy. This
one 
may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it:





Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells

him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some

people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard
and 
some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. 
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his
theory 
of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. 
"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural
with 
just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he

says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches
his 
head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their
identity. 
How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."





Inge

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