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There are many of them about W. Many of which are just bad taste and 
talentless, a few that one can smile at. I've alway been wondering if he 
smiles at them. A great guy use to have humor, at least in privacy. This one 
may be well known to you already, but I had never heard it:





Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells 
him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some 
people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and 
some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. 
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory 
of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. 
"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with 
just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he 
says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his 
head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. 
How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."





Inge

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