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Apparently, you've never been in a snow storm. This is what you will see in 
a polar snowstorm:

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Inge

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From: "Guy Ramsey" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 10:46 AM
Subject: Re: [TN] FW: Read this whole thing


> That is because it is a picture of a polar bear in a snow storm.
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> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Paul Reid
> Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 1:27 PM
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> Subject: Re: [TN] FW: Read this whole thing
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> Sorry Dewey but I do not find anything to read.
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> From: TechNet [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Whittaker, Dewey
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> Sent: Friday, July 11, 2008 11:22 AM
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> Subject: [TN] FW: Read this whole thing
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> To my pen pals, try again.
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> Don't forget to read comparison chart after the pics...
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> CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS IS?
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> New Cook County Correctional Center, Chicago , Illinois
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> Homeless people should have it so good!)
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> Once again the taxpayer gets stung.
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> It also shows that in most cases the quality of life for prisoners has
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> And I always thought prison was for punishment.!!!!!
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> Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison
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> You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
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> You get a break for one meal,and you have to pay for it
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> For good behavior, you get time off
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> For good behavior, you get more work
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> The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
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> All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
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